F*ckin Birds!

muckwarrior

The feathered variety that is. What the fúck are they doin singin at this time of night??? Some little fluffy cúnt is somewhere outside my window and I can't get to sleep with the chirpy little bastard!
Is it the street lights that fúck them up? Can they not tell the difference between night and day?

spiderlegs

Hehe...no seriously you have my pity..though I did read somewhere that street lights did **** up their sense of time.........try using earplugs to block out the sound. And good luck!

ST*

muckwarrior wrote:

Some little fluffy cúnt is somewhere outside my window and I can't get to sleep with the chirpy little bastard!

I wouldnt mind chirping inside your window

muckwarrior

Oh behave

ST*

muckwarrior wrote:

Oh behave

My appologies Austin :rolleyes:

Birds! at this time of night?!! Thats cat..

Binomate

I think I heard a gorilla last night...

ST*

Binomate wrote:

I think I heard a gorilla last night...

:v: Just ask the zoo-keeper to move your cage to a quieter spot

*adele*

Hahahha cruel..!Yeah id say its the lights
Just throw stones...or cats or somethin at them

GLaDOS

Chirp back! That'll teach them! Of course they may decide to peck you mercilessly leaving you with a horrible,painful life in which death would be welcomed with open, beak scarred arms, but you got to take risks.

muckwarrior

Shock_treatment wrote:

:v: Just ask the zoo-keeper to move your cage to a quieter spot

LOL

Chirp back!

I wonder is there actually a sound that you could play that would make them think, "Oh sh1t lets get outta here"?

Dave!

muckwarrior wrote:

LOL


I wonder is there actually a sound that you could play that would make them think, "Oh sh1t lets get outta here"?

There is, it sounds like a shotgun

ShiverinEskimo

You got out of bed not being able to sleep to post on here?

I admire your getting-out-of-bed-strength...

muckwarrior

ShiverinEskimo wrote:

You got out of bed not being able to sleep to post on here?

I admire your getting-out-of-bed-strength...

Laptop

And as for the shotgun, not sure the neighbours would appreciate it much.

ninebeanrows

My thoughts are that the day time is so dark during recent days that when the
lamp lights come on it becomes nearly brighter in some areas. Especially if you have a bird in a nest on a tree beside a lampost.:v:

There has been talk of this across in Britain also so you are not along:D

Giblet

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