Where's Pighead gone?

Mr. CooL ICE

Well, where is he? Haven't seen a post from him this week from what I remember.

Rb

So he hasn't posted in a week and you decide to start a thread about it?Why?

seamus

I had him fired from his job for "Lewd conduct not becoming of an international spy".

He swore vegeance and that one day he would return to reap a vicious and awe-inspiring revolution.

The, in his best Arnie voice he said "Pighead'll be back", and turned and left.

danniemcq

ah now rb_ie don't you understand the HUGENESS of this ... wait i don't either

YeatsCounty

seamus wrote:

I had him fired from his job for "Lewd conduct not becoming of an international spy".

He swore vegeance and that one day he would return to reap a vicious a awe-inspiring revolution.

The, in his best Arnie voice he said "Pighead'll be back", and turned and left.

I like this version of events!


And Pighead will be back, I'm sure.

Mossy Monk

LordChessington wrote:

Well, where is he?

do you miss him? do you?

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Who cares? He's a spa!!!

Mr. CooL ICE

Mossy Monk wrote:

do you miss him? do you?

I'm a regular viewer (but not poster) in AH, and work is considerably quiet this week, so yeah.

Rb

BrynW wrote:

Who cares? He's a spa!!!

but he's not really.

Nimrod's Son

He had an apple shoved in his mouth and was made into Christmas ham. For the best, probably.

tripper

He's playing with his curley tail

connundrum

He's exactly where he should be.. think about it ey ey ey!

Maybe we should send out the blood hounds?

Gazza22

Must another pighead thread start? :rolleyes:

Dunno just gets boring after awhile. LordChessington it must be love...love love

projectmayhem

love, or he is pighead

tripper

projectmayhem wrote:

love, or he is pighead

Thats exactly what i was thinking

WhiteWashMan

i told him he wasnt as funny as he used to be and was actually becoming tiresome, and he has taken a small sabatical to get some new material together.

LadyJ

I reckon he's probably still drunk after all the New years/Christmas festivities.

Either that or it might be time to resurrect tha thread about dead boardsters!

Kernel

As many know, I'm an acquaintance of Pighead. I have some bad news for everyone. Pighead was found dressed in latex hanging with a belt around his neck while practicing some auto-erotica. It was just like the Michael Hutchens INXS incident apparently.

His poor mother rang me after Christmas in a distraught state, having just walked into his bedroom to find him with his slightly brown Y-fronts around his ankles and eyes bulging out of his head, one hand still clutched around the cock.

RIP Pighead, it was a dangerous fetish you were into, but I hope you died happy buddy!

GLaDOS

Kernel wrote:

As many know, I'm an acquaintance of Pighead. I have some bad news for everyone. Pighead was found dressed in latex hanging with a belt around his neck while practicing some auto-erotica. It was just like the Michael Hutchens INXS incident apparently.

His poor mother rang me after Christmas in a distraught state, having just walked into his bedroom to find him with his slightly brown Y-fronts around his ankles and eyes bulging out of his head, one hand still clutched around the cock.

RIP Pighead, it was a dangerous fetish you were into, but I hope you died happy buddy!

God im horny now...;)

Endurance Man

Another one of these fooking things?? Why dont you lover boys ask him for his address and go entertain him at his home, leave us out of it ffs!

LadyJ

Endurance Man wrote:

Another one of these fooking things?? Why dont you lover boys ask him for his address and go entertain him at his home, leave us out of it ffs!

It seems to me that someone's a little bitter that he's not the king/pig of AH! :v:

Kernel

LadyJ wrote:

It seems to me that someone's a little bitter that he's not the king/pig of AH! :v:

You're right J, it's hard being the King of AH sometimes. I feel under pressure to deliver everytime, kinda like when I was a porn star in LA. Ah well, I'm here to serve!

NoDayBut2Day

Pighead'll be back. He always comes back

ST*

LadyJ wrote:

I reckon he's probably still drunk after all the New years/Christmas festivities.

I reckon hes at home loving the fact that someone started a thread re his absence. A little test to see how long yiz could last without him :rolleyes:

WhiteWashMan

i doubt it.

projectmayhem

do we actually know pighead is a he?

Sparky

he was browsing home entertainment last night, while i was on it

Rb

projectmayhem wrote:

do we actually know pighead is a he?

Yes

Basq

I heard if you say "Pighead" while staring at your reflection in the mirror five times, Pighead'll appear. But then Pighead gouges your eyes out!

... true story, it happened!

Artist's rendering of Pighead!

Kernel

basquille wrote:

I heard if you say "Pighead" while staring at your reflection in the mirror five times, Pighead'll appear. But then Pighead gouges your eyes out!

... true story, it happened!

Artist's rendering of Pighead!

ROFL! Classic basquille, classic!