Would this bug you ?

Tusky

Two girls enrolled in Plainwell Middle School as seventh graders. They looked exactly alike. On their enrollment forms they listed the same last name, address and phone number. They were born to the same parents, on the same day, the same month and the same year. Everything is identical. I said to them, "You must be twins.". They said,"No.". I said, "That is impossible!.". They said, "It is possible because _________________", and they were right.

StupidLikeAFox

we're triplets!

fade2black

Damn ya...I was just about to type that...

Atrocity

But what the hell does that have to do with 250 million dollars worth of cocaine on a burnt out ship or a failed sting by the F.B.I.??!

Sparky

ColHol wrote:

we're triplets!

and then the sexy 3rd girl came out from behind the door and......

StupidLikeAFox

so did a fourth.....

ST*

Atrocity wrote:

But what the hell does that have to do with 250 million dollars worth of cocaine on a burnt out ship or a failed sting by the F.B.I.??!

heh heh

ST*

ColHol wrote:

so did a fourth.....

you are big into echo.. echo..echoing (ffs will someone fix that for me?)
tonight arent you?

Atrocity

I call the third girl. Please guys, I need this. How old is Seventh Grade? Oh Crap, YOU GOTTA LET ME BE CHIEF, I AIN'T TOUCHED NOBODY

Sparky

Atrocity wrote:

I call the third girl. Please guys, I need this. How old is Seventh Grade? Oh Crap, YOU GOTTA LET ME BE CHIEF, I AIN'T TOUCHED NOBODY

just for the record, im not thinking of 7th graders

7th Grade = 13-14 years old

Atrocity

Okay so, that's good enough for the Pied Piper over here!!!

The Bollox

what's to say they are not quadruplets?

democrates

Tusky wrote:

Two girls enrolled in Plainwell Middle School as seventh graders. They looked exactly alike. On their enrollment forms they listed the same last name, address and phone number. They were born to the same parents, on the same day, the same month and the same year. Everything is identical. I said to them, "You must be twins.". They said,"No.". I said, "That is impossible!.". They said, "It is possible because _________________", and they were right.

There's only one of me, sober up you drunken putz.

Sparky

the other one was involved in the "dolly" program.

NoDayBut2Day

Sparky-s wrote:

7th Grade = 13-14 years old

And isn't 7th grade 12-13 years old? I guess it depends on the birthday.. but that's how old I was in 7th grade...

Steoob

ya whos to say they weren't clones?

film_gonzo

She has split personality disorder and the other person doesn't even exist. In fact nobody really exists as he lives in the worl of her imagination....

How'd you like them apples!

RedRaven

Steoob wrote:

ya whos to say they weren't clones?

Dude love the sig, savage!!

rubadub

They said, "It is possible because we're dirty liars", and they were right

joejoem

Tusky wrote:

Two girls enrolled in Plainwell Middle School as seventh graders. They looked exactly alike. On their enrollment forms they listed the same last name, address and phone number. They were born to the same parents, on the same day, the same month and the same year. Everything is identical. I said to them, "You must be twins.". They said,"No.". I said, "That is impossible!.". They said, "It is possible because _________________", and they were right.

you are a mirror!

Smurfpiss

Because John Cleese from the mountain expedition sketch (in monty python) was taking their names. Arthur Pewty 1 and Arthur Pewty 2!

Scarinae

Sparky-s wrote:

7th Grade = 13-14 years old

I thought 7th grade was the equivalent of first year here?

spiderlegs

So??...How were they the same?? I'm confused

Sparky

because she was standing beside a mirror, only exception is the writing was in reverse.

The mirror idea is a good one joejoem

joejoem

Tusky wrote:

Two girls enrolled in Plainwell Middle School as seventh graders. They looked exactly alike. ....................

Sparky-s wrote:

just for the record, im not thinking of 7th graders

7th Grade = 13-14 years old

13 year old + 13 year old = 18 year old right?

senordingdong

So eh...stil no answer to this?

declan_lgs

"It is possible because it is capable of being true without contradicting proven facts", and they were right.

LustyLinda

Their mothers are twins and they have the same father?

Tusky

so you all agree that the answer to the thread title is..."yes"?

*hides*

senordingdong

We'll get you for this, Tusky.

Tusky

senordingdong wrote:

We'll get you for this, Tusky.

nevar!

Atrocity

I'm going to ignore it this time Tusky, you're a good earner. Just remember one thing: my guys want results, and you better start respecting me as I did your brother. If you don't we're going to have a serious problem.

Sorry, what is this about again?

bluedolphin

bah humbug :v:

Fast_Mover

what the answer...??!!

Nalz

gotta be the triplets + thing

Tusky

eh.... bahaha

Blackjack

Do you have the answer to the question?

[Jackass]

Bruce Willis was dead all along!

curliq

hit the nail on the head there dubguy!