Pigheads sperm for sale €82.50 (O.N.O)

Pighead

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/misc.html

Apparently the actor Vincent Gallo(Buffalo 66, Pallokaville)is selling his sperm for 1 Million dollars.
In the official Vincent Gallo merchandise website above he states his sperm is worth this much because:

`aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing. Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases.

If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt. Mr. Gallo also presently maintains a distinctively full head of hair and at the age of 43 has surprisingly few gray hairs. Though his features are sharp and extreme, they would probably blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female`

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Going through all his achievements Pighead has worked out that his sperm is worth about 82 euro and 50 cent.
Back in 89 I won a silver medal in the 200 meteres school sports day, in the same year I kissed 3 girls in the one night in the Oasis nightclub in Carrickmacross. These twpo feats implying good speed and great looks.

Unfortunately i'm not very well hung but i've got a fine big pair of testicles. I am slightly balding but i feel this is compensated by my rug like manly hair all over my chest(and back)
If any of the chicks are interested PM me and we'll work out a deal.

Happy New Year to one and all.
Pigheads off to produce some sperm.

JC 2K3

That's all well and good, but do you have a big head?

GrumPy

lol

ST*

He would charge ? :rolleyes:
a load of little pigheads, what a daunting thought.

Chad ghostal

there is a fs forum :v:

Setun

Bargain! I bid €83

Chong

I bid 83.01. Just so I can flush them down the toilet.

Vorsprung

Is it ready-made, or is it produced as the orders come in?:v: :v: :v:

Setun

WDK wrote:

I bid 83.01. Just so I can flush them down the toilet.

I bid €85, can't let good sperm go to waste.

<in a few years I'll sell this on e-bay, hahaha €€€€€€€'s>

Chong

I will go 85.01

junkyard

You shouldn't be selling it Pighead, you should be donating it to medical science.:D

aidan_walsh

Pighead wrote:

actor Vincent Gallo

Who?

Pighead wrote:

Pighead

Who?

Setun

WDK wrote:

I will go 85.01

DAMN YA! I'm going mad here, my mother will kill me...

€90!

Chong

90.01

junkyard

This should be moved to E-bay if prices are rising this fast.:)

Chong

Ok I will go all out 110 euro for me.

Setun

My college funds are diminishing...
EDIT/ Damn ya you're too quick
€1000

Chong

U better up your bid m8tey.

Le Rack

Is money the only payment option?

Chong

Why what are you willing to do??

Setun

The chosen one is a strong bidder and a good sense for a sweet deal, he must be a fan of Bargain Hunt. Curses!

Le Rack

WDK wrote:

Why what are you willing to do??

It's Pighead! What wouldn't I do!

fade2black

2006 is not looking good for boards.ie.

Le Rack

fade2black wrote:

2006 is not looking good for boards.ie.

dare we ask?

fade2black

Le Rack wrote:

dare we ask?

Do you need to?

Le Rack

you're just looking straight in my direction aren't you?

fade2black

Nope.

Le Rack

oh okay then... well why is it so bad then?

Scraggs

perhaps a boardsie female should offer her eggs for sale and then fertilize them with Pigheads sperm then sell the resulting embryo! [thats not even legal is it?!]

aidan_walsh

Scraggs wrote:

perhaps a boardsie female should offer her eggs for sale and then fertilize them with Pigheads sperm then sell the resulting embryo! [thats not even legal is it?!]

Sell both as a do-it-yourself kit.

Le Rack

I'll do it! I don't want em anyway, may as well make some money from em!

Scraggs

aidan_walsh wrote:

Sell both as a do-it-yourself kit.

now theres an idea....

kinda like sea monkeys

Endurance Man

Hmmm, this thread is gonna go places......

godtabh

aidan_walsh wrote:

Who?


Who?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001252/

aidan_walsh

kearnsr wrote:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001252/

I had checked that before posting, and stand by it.

Piste

Scraggs wrote:

now theres an idea....

kinda like sea monkeys

Haha! I can see them being the next Christmas must-have

"Better than baby0born! It's 'grow your own baby!'"

spiderlegs

Hehe...:D Pighead I bet you didn't think you'd get that good a response..better than you'd estimated anyway...:)

Le Rack

more than he bargained for...

Nevyn

How much sperm is it ?

Just curious, and be careful cos you could end up with a whole heap of paternity writs in 9 /10 months time..... if the dna is yours then the kid is yours and
I doubt the judge would care just how they all got knocked up or if you ever
had any pleasure in it.

Le Rack

it only takes one go for a potentential four millions babies or so...
AAAHHH FOUR MILLION PIGHEADS!!!!

aidan_walsh

Le Rack wrote:

AAAHHH FOUR MILLION PIGHEADS!!!!

*There are four million Pighead's in the bin...*

Le Rack

aidan_walsh wrote:

*There are four million Pighead's in the bin...*

...everyday... or every few hours...

projectmayhem

Le Rack wrote:

...everyday... or every few hours...

every few hours, spewed all over the mirror.

aidan_walsh

He still hasn't given us any (non-obvious) reason as to why Mrs. Pighead doesn't want them...

Le Rack

ooh yeah... one of them...

Le Rack

aidan_walsh wrote:

He still hasn't given us any (non-obvious) reason as to why Mrs. Pighead doesn't want them...

they're defective
he's shooting blanks

godtabh

aidan_walsh wrote:

I had checked that before posting, and stand by it.

I'm sure he is a house hold name some where. Propably in his own house but even that is sketchy!