Fock, Girls, Help Meeeeee

SexyD4Lady

Fake tan emergency. Just put on Loreal Sublime Bronze tanning milk and I've never used it before. What's it like, will I be orange???

simu

Why don't you wait and see what happens? This seems like a pointless thread...

daiixi

oh my gosh, I've never seen as many orange chicks in my life than I have since I moved to Dublin.. fake tan always looks so *fake* .. hope you exfoliated and washed your hands .. but not too well, otherwise you'll end up with the orange line around your wrists (and the towel/water marks down your arms) and white hands.. oh and the orange knuckles... fake tan is a bad bad bad thing!

panda100

Lump wrote:

Ha ha..... D4 fake tan, don;t bother with it, it make you look worse. Hit the sunbeds once every so often.

John

Sunbeds are so so so dangerous please dont take johns advice.I know guys laugh at our obsession with fake tan but its is so much better getting your tan froma bottle then getting skin cancer and wrinkled skin by the time your 40!

Loreal sublime bronze-i used it once and it came out terrible but thats cos im quite pale.Anywho im sure yours will be fine sexy d4 lady!But if not just get some miltol baby bottle disenfectsnt and scrub!

spiderlegs

Don't use fake tan. Please. It's pure nasty. My friend used that Lancome and she ended up a nice shade of apple juice. Which was bad. Eh hopefully you didn't plaster it on. Otherwise just em...:rolleyes: Oh good luck.

ClareBear

Loreal Sublime Bronze tanning milk is one of the worst fake tans out there. It's nasty. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I think Boots own brand of fake tan is the best. It's the only one I've tried that actually works properly.

And boys don't tell us not to use fake tan because we have to, even if it looks nasty...we just can't help ourselves!

panda100

ClareBear wrote:

Loreal Sublime Bronze tanning milk is one of the worst fake tans out there. It's nasty. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I think Boots own brand of fake tan is the best. It's the only one I've tried that actually works properly.

And boys don't tell us not to use fake tan because we have to, even if it looks nasty...we just can't help ourselves!

agree!soltan boots tan is the foolproof way to get a tan
Boys on these forums piss me off cos they go on about how they looove pale woman but then when they talk about all the women they fancy its all bronzed goddeses like jessica alba and pale girls never get a look in!Ive done my own research and to be honest I get chatted up about 110%more when im wearing fake tan then when im my usual pale self-so i think the facts just speak for themselves

WalkswithDeath

if you go orange use lemon juice its a natural bleach for skin should tone it down i use it to make my skin Paler



personal i never use fake tan I'd be a strange goth if i did

keevita

ClareBear wrote:

Loreal Sublime Bronze tanning milk is one of the worst fake tans out there. It's nasty. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I think Boots own brand of fake tan is the best. It's the only one I've tried that actually works properly.

And boys don't tell us not to use fake tan because we have to, even if it looks nasty...we just can't help ourselves!

yeah soltan is good, but it smells funny. anyone know of one that doesnt smell of curry?



oh wait, that actually *was* some leftover curry from last nights takeaway....

C-J

If you end up a horrible shade of orange, best way to tone it down or strip it completely is to rub in baby oil into your skin, leave for 10 minutes and then shower. Or Vaseline works exactly the same but its messier!