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have you ever slept with an irishwomen with hairy toes?

  • 27-12-2005 12:34pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 847 ✭✭✭


    and you couldnt tell which foot was who's the next morning looking down your bed to the protruding feet.

    Straw Poll of 10 people says -> 6 out of 10 irishwomen have hairy toes.

    I havnt come across any now as yet but they exist.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Pcwares has gone mad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I think you need to reseat your logic board :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    this reminds me of the takeover of Sandals account :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 847 ✭✭✭pcwares


    i think its too much time to waste in work -

    he'll be impressed i reckon -

    -


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    pcwares wrote:
    he'll be impressed i reckon

    Yes. Yes he will.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    pcwares wrote:
    this is actual one of his mates ...pcwares is gone off on holliers..

    he'll be impressed i reckon

    so you wanna make this one quick and give me the password :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Why don't you keep posting and let him clean up the mess when he gets home. Could be good for a laugh. :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 847 ✭✭✭pcwares


    it is pcwares - im not gone crackers ...

    i just wanted to come up with a serious contentious issue and a weak contentious issue and run them together.

    probably lay off the after hours and stick to pshchology, legal (if there is one), shop after chrimbo

    pcwares


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    o..........

    k


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 847 ✭✭✭pcwares


    i swear i is off the laudenum, absenth and sugar.

    ...possibly why ive temporarily come across as cookoo


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,622 ✭✭✭Catsmokinpot


    pcwares wrote:
    and you couldnt tell which foot was who's the next morning looking down your bed to the protruding feet.

    Straw Poll of 10 people says -> 6 out of 10 irishwomen have hairy toes.

    I havnt come across any now as yet but they exist.
    one abbreviation comes to mind LOL :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Woke up with this one, not only did she have hairy toes, her scrotum was like a forest too.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 847 ✭✭✭pcwares


    jesus i hope ur imagination is running wild. I do get upset when you meet a mary on a one nite stand and she hasnt bothered her sweet hole to give the olde pelt a good trimming.

    Mary mary quite contrary
    trim that bushy its so damn hairy

    -andrew dice clay- maleinist


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭OsamaBinLaden


    is this one of those handicaps that we're allowed to laugh at?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    is this one of those handicaps that we're allowed to laugh at?
    I believe so.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 203 ✭✭the_jocky


    only had one with hair on her back it was foookn scarry she had astma it turnd out and was on a long term steroid .......
    man it was mad
    but this topic is mad tooooooooooooooooooooooo
    ohh i also was with a bird who had a hairy h_ole too but there ten a penny lol lol


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 847 ✭✭✭pcwares


    lol

    as i have outlined in an earlier post.

    i aimed to raise a high and a low contentious issue in degree of seriousness.

    i like working two palette of thinking in parallel.

    getting back to 'mary' -> it is 'disgraceful' that kind of behaviour.

    jocky -> i was with this archaeologist one one time. Walked into the house in crumlin which she rented. Her bed has no legs and it was surrounded by bones old fikin human bones and bits of skulls which had funny names. She was a nice girl and interesting but it was a bit mental and as i sobered up i realised i was stuck as crumlin is not the best to be roaming at that time of the night. So eventually ending up in what turned out to be like taking part in a sexual sacrifice...stayin away from hairy archaeologists. Procured a few token bones though.

    alot of women shave their arms in stupidity when they were young getting a thick fur in there twenties. An tidbit of female info. That what an ex was explaining to me. One of her arms was bush south central and really messed with her head. I didnt mind as long as she covered it up in public.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭OsamaBinLaden


    i have very little body hair. full head of hair that grows really quickly, but the rest of my body is virtually hairless. i'm 30 years old and only need to shave once a week, so i would find it very strange to see a woman with hairy toes. wouldn't throw her out of bed though. i'd just be delighted that a woman actually made the decision to sleep with me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 203 ✭✭the_jocky


    wish i only had to shave 1 time per week lucky thing........
    and yes sleeping with hairy toes uckkkk id love to meet a guy who saw hairy toes on a bird in the scratcher.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,362 ✭✭✭the Guru


    what a thread , i will look out for hairy toe women the next time im in Ireland


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 847 ✭✭✭pcwares


    theres plenty of fine fillies here guru - dotn be offput by my straw poll but these mytical creatures crop up now and again....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,362 ✭✭✭the Guru


    yeah I cant see it now can I have a Brazilian and a toe wax please


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    i'm one of the 4/10 that doesnt have hairy toes [thank jaysus] i'll be on the lookout..is it an urban legend i wonder??

    i've seen some serious werewolf backs on a few blokes..like waay hairer than the normal hairy backed fella....

    excess hair makes me feel kinda pukey..


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