*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*

lostexpectation

*groans and loosens belt*

Sparky

lostexpectation wrote:

*groans and loosens belt*

have you already had yours?

Binomate

lostexpectation wrote:

*groans and loosens belt*

Ditto.

Sparky

damn i hate waiting for dinner.
mmmmm gravy

RobertFoster

/is hungry

Binomate

The christmas cracker jokes should keep you entertained.

Q - How do frogs communicate?
A - Morse Toad.

Lafortezza

My eating pants came in useful today.

TerrorFirmer

I never eat dinner until about 6 or 7. Been snacking on pretzels and the like since morning.

the_menace

Just had some delicious M&S vol au vents. Should keep me fuelled until the turkey comes out of the oven. In the meantime, I'm going to get pissed out of my face, watch Shrek 2 with the parentals and try and find something else to eat. I love Christmas.

Mimikyu

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Chad ghostal

Solitaryman666 wrote:

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yup.. that's what i was about to post...
the smell is pure evil..
feel like eating the table :v:

Attol

Scandinavians celebrate on the 24th. I've already had my dinner and leftovers for brekkie today. Our crackers had weird things inside them. They were meant to be quiz questions but one of them had had the wrong answer printed on it.


Q. What is the name of the two 1361 foot(can't memba the figure or measure of height used) tall towers located in New York?

A.

Eric Clapton

Also why on earth would that question still be in crackers in 2005?!!?!?!?!

Giblet

The cracker got confused because there are no two tall towers in New York.

projectmayhem

jesus i'm stuffed -insert turkey joke here-

trifle afterwards was lovely too.

must go lie down whilst watching toy story 2

the_syco

Lots of spuds, gravy, 5 crocets, lots of turkey. Stuffed. Can't have dessert Able to have some of the Roses, tho

TheWolf

/me pats stomach

Whats the largest ant?


An elephant

xzanti

TheWolf wrote:

/me pats stomach

Whats the largest ant?


An elephant

Whos the most famous wife in the USA ??

Missisipi!!

Ba Bum Ttccccchhh

Dont you just love* cheesy Xmas cracker jokes

Scraggs

din dins was most unsatisfactory this year..... not even full after it!

gonna have pizza later

godtabh

Damn where are my fat pants!

mike65

I just had a very satifying dump! (dont you just hate that too full feeling?)

Mike.

Mimikyu

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Töpher

lostexpectation wrote:

*groans and loosens belt*

^^

Nothing beats more than one meal in quick succession!

Cravez

Are those cracker jokes even jokes!? they seem more like wildlife or geographical facts to me. e.g;

Q: What is the biggest continent in the world?
A: Africa

im laughing so much that my food is running down my nose :rolleyes:

buzzerxx

mike65 wrote:

I just had a very satifying dump! (dont you just hate that too full feeling?)

Mike.

that's more information than we need to know!!!!

the_menace

buzzerxx wrote:

that's more information than we need to know!!!!

No, it wasn't enough information actually. Tell me my friend... was it nutty?

Scraggs

all i can say to ye mike and menace is


EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

sprinkles

Had my dinner at 2.30

Way too early imo and as a result I couldn't finish it as I was still full from breaky. Now i'm starving....*trundles off with a fork to desicate the turky*

White Knight

Christmas Cracker

Q: Why did the golfer wear two piars of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one

projectmayhem

do you think they have sweatshops where people come up with christmas cracker "jokes" all year?*

*note: post may be influenced by alcohol

sprinkles

Yeah, little chinese children who can't speak a word of english (or a team of monkeys0 But that would explain the quality of joke.

Creamy Goodness

what did one snowman say to the other snowman?

do you smell carrot.


i'll get my coat...

Lump

I took it fairly easy this year. Only went back for a second helping,no Third or Forth. Then again I did have 2 starters (Salmon on bread, and Soup).

Now I get to have Stephens Day Dinner in My Ma's House. Leg of Lamb for Lunch Today, then out to dinner tonight, well Booked a table in the Restraunt next to a night club. No Standing outside for 2 hours tonight!

John

kc66

How do you know when a bucket is sick?

Its looking a little pale!

Legend

Mimikyu

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Aisling(",)

ate 2 crocet potatoes for christmas dinner

*adele*

White Knight wrote:

Christmas Cracker

Q: Why did the golfer wear two piars of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one

I got that one too
Oh dear god im gonna be twice my weight in a couple of days

sprinkles

Aisling(",) wrote:

ate 2 crocet potatoes for christmas dinner

You food slút.

Think of the starving children in Inchicore.