Those messy, all over the shop/smash their pints/"where do I live?" Xmas drinkers

IvaBigWun

Was in town last night and it was like Shaun Of The Living Dead ffs



To the annual Xmas mad-out-of-it's:




Learn how to hold a pint - they dont bounce back upto you

A taxi driver cannot take 12 people to Kildare for 40 euro

The girl you're kissing in the corner has a face like a well chewed toffee - take your beer goggles off

There's a special place reserved in hell for people who abuse Spar shop workers at 4am

If you're walking into walls you've probably had enough

If you're trying to swim in the Liffey you've probably had enough

Hangovers of this magnitude are a bitch

Karoma

In their defence: they know where they live - "home".

IvaBigWun

Karoma wrote:

In their defence: they know where they live - "home".

I think Id be on vallium if I was a taxi driver this time of year.

Messssssssy!

Irjudge1

Are ya only supposed to act like this at christmas?:o

IvaBigWun

Christmas, Stag/Hen's and Paddys Day yes

Ruaidhri

Oh jesus,thanks for putting a dampner on the weekend lads :v:

Ah sure it's grand if you head out with a large enough group,you can safely ignore these "part time" drinkers...

StupidLikeAFox

Holiday drunks, gotta let their hair down once a year eh....?

connundrum

Paddy's Day is dangerous, with all the *crazy frog* drinkers out, but christmas is different I think.. yes everyone is out, plastered etc but its all in good spirit and you don't generally see that many fights etc - just messyness. Let the looneys go looney, only comes once a year like!

Ravage1616

I think paddy's day is worse! Cristmas ain't too bad most of the time!

OsamaBinLaden

thing about christmas is the people on the christmas parties. they're usually the messy ones. mostly those who work in the construction industry. i know this 'cos i'm a tiler. see, they(we, who am i kidding) all start drinking at about lunchtime and by 10pm most of the lightweights are completely plastered and start falling all over the place, starting fights etc. office workers are a different breed. they are all seasoned drinkers because they can go into work with a hangover and not feel too bad because their work isn't too physical.

paddy's (if i ever see another yank call it patties or patty's day i'm gonna nuke the entire u.s.) day is a different story 'cos it's mostly underage drinkers causing the problems and they can't get into pubs.

on the spilling drinks end of it, i'm guilty of that all year round. i'm just a clumsy fcuker. what can i do? it's the curse of left handed people.

as for wearing the face off ugly chicks, leave it out. it's the only time of the year i get to score and i'm not gonna let you or anyone else get in my way.

IvaBigWun

Am heading out in an hour or so and dreading the messiness, most people will have been on the lash since 5.

Maybe Im just getting cynical

solicitous

IvaBigWun wrote:

Am heading out in an hour or so.
Maybe Im just getting cynical

You should stay in more often :rolleyes:

TerrorFirmer

Walking home today, about 6 o clock, old lad swerving all over the footpath, dropping chips from a greasy bag everywhere.

He looked about 60, and at that, a 60 year old about to suffer a stroke.

A good time but come on.....6 o Clock in the evening ain't the time!

solicitous

MobileInfantry wrote:

Walking home today, about 6 o clock, old lad swerving all over the footpath, dropping chips from a greasy bag everywhere.
He looked about 60, and at that, a 60 year old about to suffer a stroke.
A good time but come on.....6 o Clock in the evening ain't the time!

Last night & this evening I was out driving, on a couple of occasions I had cars losing control. needless to say I put quite a bit of space between me and them, one of which took the motorway too.
I've never set foot in my car with some much of as a sip.
People like that deserve a lifetime ban off the roads.

mad m

solicitous wrote:

Last night & this evening I was out driving, on a couple of occasions I had cars losing control. needless to say I put quite a bit of space between me and them, one of which took the motorway too.
I've never set foot in my car with some much of as a sip.
People like that deserve a lifetime ban off the roads.

I hope you got the reg and rang the Garda?

Dyr

the gardai were too busy reversing up liffey street into me to deal with such petty matters



:v: <eyes in the back of their heads i tells ye!

solicitous

mad m wrote:

I hope you got the reg and rang the Garda?

I got one alright, but there were actually quite a few at this!
Afraid I'd wind up in an accident myself over them.
I was supposed to ask, theres a hotline you can ring if you spot one.. anyone know the number?

ibanez

1890205805.

solicitous

ibanez wrote:

1890205805.

Thanks for that..

senordingdong

Rat.

the_menace

For this thread read: I'm a self-righteous, self-perpetuating, judgemental arsehole.

natter

Was out last night and I never had as many rotten dirty smelly drunk old men try grabbing a feel and chatting me up. They were all older than my dad spilling pints on themselves and on the verge of pissing themselves. Rotten fcukers should be packed up and sent home to their wives, suppose twill be next Christmas before they're let out again

IvaBigWun

natter wrote:

Was out last night and I never had as many rotten dirty smelly drunk old men try grabbing a feel and chatting me up. They were all older than my dad spilling pints on themselves and on the verge of pissing themselves. Rotten fcukers should be packed up and sent home to their wives, suppose twill be next Christmas before they're let out again

Sorry bout that

Scraggs

natter wrote:

Was out last night and I never had as many rotten dirty smelly drunk old men try grabbing a feel and chatting me up. They were all older than my dad spilling pints on themselves and on the verge of pissing themselves. Rotten fcukers should be packed up and sent home to their wives, suppose twill be next Christmas before they're let out again

uch yeah... last two nights it was just men everywhere... not in the good its rainin men allelujah kinda way, more slobbering lechy diquehead coppin a feel types.

yeah deffo send em back to their wives!!
O and in the taxi office one of them actually did piss himself...

IvaBigWun

Was anyone unfortunate enough to be in town Tuesday night with the Christy Digman groupies everywhere??

Beam me fooking up to the Mother Ship!

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