Two Builders....

Miss Fluff

Two builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.

Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant. >> Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.

Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder.

Phil: - 'Scuse me.. no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?

Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.

Phil: - Oh! What's that then?

Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at home?

Phil: - Er... mmm . well yeah, I do as it happens!

Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?

Phil: - It's in a pond!

Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?

Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!

Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house?

Phil: - As it happens I've got a five-bedroom house...built it myself!

Suit: - Well given that you've built a five-bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married?

Phil: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children.

Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?

Phil:- Yep! Four nights a week!

Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often?

Phil: - Me? Never.

Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!

Phil: - How's that then?

Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!

Phil: - I see! That's pretty impressive...thanks mate!

Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate.

Eric: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?

Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!

Eric: - What's that then?

Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?

Eric: - Nope.

Phil: - Well then, you're a wanker.

Diarmsquid

LOL, good one.

Angels

LMAO very funny !!

Niall123

Like that one

GLaDOS

Very good but its already been posted

Carpenter

Love it

RoyalMarine

haha classic. had to send it on... lol

Mr.D.Leprachaun

One of the very few toimes I've actually laughed out loud at something on the internet.

Mimikyu

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Steoob

*claps* nice

TomTom

fair enough it's already been posted but i was looking for this joke last week as i could not remember it. It's a cvalss one

jcf

Ok that joke has been changed, and im not gonna give the original (most of you know it)

But its this PC crap that annoys me, fair enough if it was racist or really offensive, but it's not ! ,

Beer is Life

Post the original! Or at least PM it to me, im curious now

OY

LOL! Funny1

Miss Fluff

jcf wrote:

Ok that joke has been changed, and im not gonna give the original (most of you know it)

But its this PC crap that annoys me, fair enough if it was racist or really offensive, but it's not ! ,

Didn't know there was another version! Post it

jcf

I'll PM it to you sometime, dont wanna be banned