hey need some help!

Stench Blossoms

Hey everyone. I'm thinking of going out on friday night with Repli but I know he's just gonna come onto me all night.

So Im lookin for some good self defence tips??

any ideas??

Gaillimhtaibhse

Into TKD? If he comes on too strong, fake with your left foot, when he moves, take him out with a spinning back kick (Head shot...two points!). And if he is really big and slow, try a 540. Looks really cool and you can really build up a lot of speed with torque.

Not into TKD? How about a pint of Guinness at 2 paces? Might cool him off? Then again, how fast do you run? You might have to: "Exit, stage left!"

Then again, you might just drink the Guinness...

Oh, by the way, silly questions generate silly answers, especially when I'm pulling an all nighter on too much java.:eek:

kenpo_dave

A spinning kick aint gonna help you in a packed bar. And WTF is a 540?? Being a girl you can get close to him without him suspecting anything, so what I would recommend is pretend to feel him up and the just squeeze the F*** out of his balls...:D Though the question is...do you really want to hurt him?

judomick

do the normal thing and tell him to f$&k off. failing that flash your eyes at the doorstaff and tell them hes annoying you, rocket science pure and simple rocket science

dlofnep

Tell him big daddy bagpipe is in town.

dlofnep

That's me by the way.

loz

Gaillimhtaibhse wrote:

Into TKD? If he comes on too strong, fake with your left foot, when he moves, take him out with a spinning back kick (Head shot...two points!). And if he is really big and slow, try a 540. Looks really cool and you can really build up a lot of speed with torque.

Not into TKD? How about a pint of Guinness at 2 paces? Might cool him off? Then again, how fast do you run? You might have to: "Exit, stage left!"

Then again, you might just drink the Guinness...

Oh, by the way, silly questions generate silly answers, especially when I'm pulling an all nighter on too much java.:eek:

If you can do a 540 i'lll marry you..........

fianna.5u.com

540 = landing backwards

john kavanagh

if you know he's going to come on to you all night then ask yourself why you are going out with him...maybe you want it, why else would you agree to go out with him?

Cabelo

loz wrote:

If you can do a 540 i'lll marry you..........

Cabelo for the win!

Roper

john kavanagh wrote:

if you know he's going to come on to you all night then ask yourself why you are going out with him...maybe you want it, why else would you agree to go out with him?

You sound like these guys!!:D

Cabelo

Also, he reads this board!


STUNG!

pma-ire

Cabelo wrote:

Also, he reads this board!


STUNG!

Reads!!

He's a bloody Mod!!

Cake Fiend

fianna.5u.com wrote:

540 = landing backwards

It's part of the design - if you pull off a 540 degree jumping spin kick, landing facing the other way means you can walk off looking hella-badass. All you need is a smoke and a pair of shades (and maybe a pump-action shotty) and you're sorted.

All you need is a smoke and a pair of shades (and maybe a pump-action shotty) and you're sorted.

You need a coat and a mullet at the very least...

Clive

john kavanagh

i actually had that pic as the first reply to this thread....then some mod took it down for whatever reason:rolleyes:

Repli

I deleted your post because I thought I locked this last night.. orla banned for a week anyway

Btw this was a joke lads! See you friday orla