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Beckham takes to horse riding

  • 18-12-2005 11:48am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears to be in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

    Victoria admiringly watching her husband.

    After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.

    Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.

    David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.

    As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.

    Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!

    Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,682 ✭✭✭deisemum


    Lol


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Its funny because its true!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    roffle =)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭liamskater


    Lol.. :!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭muffin_man


    David Beckham is such a pansy!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    That joke is as fresh as my old sweaty, worn, socks under my bed. . . .that smell.

    Victoria: "Doyvid grunt grunt, Owlp! snort, Owlp samfinks gone wrong Oink".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    hehe ... like it :D


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