Christmas Party Chaos

Miss Fluff · 16-12-2005 12:42pm #1

Just saw a post on PI wher a guy copped a feel of his colleague at the Christmas work do, woke up in her flat the next morning and is now mortified :eek: Why do some people who happen to be relatively well-behaved throughout the year get themselves into such scrapes, specifically at theie annual work do? Ours was no exception this year, utter chaos lol

At my brother's Christmas do last year (he works with a bank in the IFSC) the cops had to be called because everyone went so mental

Anyone got any good stories?

TerrorFirmer · 16-12-2005 12:44pm

Last year a Polish Co-Worker threatened me and grabbed me menacingly because he suspected I broke his...

....mobile phone charger.

Yes, true story as odd as it seems. He was a rather scary guy as well.

I was slightly intimidated to say the least.

madrab · 16-12-2005 12:48pm

i love this time of year for mental behaiviour & chrimbo parties are fantastic for it

last year there were 2 girls who wewre the best of pals at the start of the night, had to nearly be pulled apart to stop them swinging digs at each other (thought they were hot so i was ready with the baby oil

)

joejoem · 16-12-2005 12:51pm

I stabbed a man in the heart with a pitch fork

petes · 16-12-2005 12:52pm

Wow was this party in a barn?

joejoem · 16-12-2005 12:58pm

petes wrote:

Wow was this party in a barn?

My christmas party video

TerrorFirmer · 16-12-2005 1:00pm

joejoem wrote:

I stabbed a man in the heart with a pitch fork

Thought it was a trident

joejoem · 16-12-2005 1:05pm

MobileInfantry wrote:

Thought it was a trident

Couldnt remember that word!

jaggeh · 16-12-2005 2:02pm

would you like to go to a pants party?

Ronan|Raven · 16-12-2005 2:10pm

the... the party in my pants... the pants party

joejoem · 16-12-2005 2:13pm

Where did you get your clothes...the....toilet store?

jaggeh · 16-12-2005 2:34pm

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

funky penguin · 16-12-2005 2:39pm

I've noticed an increases of Anchorman related activity..........

Carry on.

LegacyUser · 16-12-2005 2:40pm

*Ahem, points to signature, and leaves

madrab · 16-12-2005 2:46pm

i have a hand grenade

joejoem · 16-12-2005 2:52pm

madrab wrote:

i have a hand grenade

where did you get that?

I dont know

Tha Gopher · 16-12-2005 2:58pm

The party for my good job was a rather staid affair, most probably because so many in it are from Western Europe mainland and therefore drinking too much and getting into a fight isnt really their style.

My sh1t job isnt having the crimbo party till January, if at all:mad: Theyre all mad fcukers though so it should be good craic. (by good craic, watch The Streets video Blinded by the Lights. Thats that work party to a T, minus the wedding)

Maddest story I heard, a mate who had his do at the RDS, his mate was so locked he stole a digger sitting outside the function hall and crashed it.

petes · 16-12-2005 3:02pm

Last years Christmas party was a fairly drunken experience. Double Brandy & Baileys all round(free bar:D )

There always is a bit of scandal. Two or three years ago I was with one of the girls from our other office. Ten minutes later I was with the other girl from the other office. We all shared a lovely cab home(to separate houses of course). Wasn't the best taxi ride home as girl 1 was sitting on my knee and girl 2 was sitting beside me. Ah well roll on next Thursaday:D

Christmas Party Chaos

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