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Magic Mirror

lovell · 2005-12-15 15:02:56

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her…

15-12-2005 3:02pm

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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!

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#2 15-12-2005 3:06pm

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Good 'un!

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#3 16-12-2005 12:39am

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i likes!

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#4 16-12-2005 10:43am

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Very good

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#5 17-12-2005 11:09pm

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Hehehe...... Nice:)

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#6 18-12-2005 10:13am

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haha, very good :v:

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#7 18-12-2005 1:37pm

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Certainly cheered me up

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#8 18-12-2005 3:31pm

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That happened to me once before

Only kiddin, good joke!!

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#9 18-12-2005 3:37pm

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Good one

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#10 18-12-2005 4:48pm

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Good, better if it was longer

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#11 18-12-2005 4:49pm

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ScienceNerd wrote:

Good, better if it was longer

:v:

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