Best/Worst ever pun. The Bacon Tree.

Blub2k4

This cracks me up, through painful groans mind, I think it is a kinda masochistic stroke of genius this one, enjoy:

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden…
“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet”.
“Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee”.
So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There’s raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon…every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!
“Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree”.
“Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don’ forget”.
“Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon…ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree”. And with that…Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. “Pepe…go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree”

“Luis, Luis mi amigo…what ees eet?”

“Pepe…ees not a bacon tree….

……..

Ees…..

Ees…..

Ees…..

Ees, a Ham Bush”

biko

You know, a quick search of this forum would have saved you having to type all that in http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=270679&highlight=bacon

MarkR

Ah sure, was two months ago so we'll forgive him! Cheesy accents rock!

Blub2k4

biko wrote:

You know, a quick search of this forum would have saved you having to type all that in http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=270679&highlight=bacon

hahahahahaha the funniest thing I read all day, keep it up you're fcking hilarious, but really you shouldn't try to hijack my thread with your amazing quickfire humour and cunning acerbic wit.

I also thank you for your concern with regard to the amount of times I hit keys a day, the concern is heartwarming.

Now back to work, aren't you depriving a village of its......na I wont be insulting that would not be nice.

A quick search of my underpants would also turn up some peanuts and skidmarks on the right day....or was that last month?

Stabshauptmann

now now children play nice

biko

Blub2k4 wrote:

keep it up you're fcking hilarious, but really you shouldn't try to hijack my thread with your amazing quickfire humour and cunning acerbic wit.

Hijack? You mean like:

JOKES FROM GERMANY
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

joseph brand

I am not German, nor do I particularly like the Crouts, but I do like their jokes