Famous peoples answers to why the chicken crossed the road!!

Steve_o · 12-12-2005 5:12pm #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?
>>>>
>>>>SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information:
>>>>The chicken did not cross the road.
>>>>This
>>>>is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
>>>>
>>>> GEORGE W BUSH:
>>>>We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
>>>>just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or
>>>>not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no
>>>>middle ground.
>>>>
>>>> COLIN POWELL:
>>>>Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
>>>>image of
>>>>the chicken crossing the road.
>>>>
>>>> TONY BLAIR:
>>>>I agree with George.
>>>>
>>>> HANS BLIX:
>>>>We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
>>>>been allowed to have access to the other side of the
>>>>road.
>>>>
>>>> DR SEUSS:
>>>>Did the chicken cross the road?
>>>>Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
>>>>but why it crossed I've not been told.
>>>>
>>>> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
>>>>I envision a world where all chickens will be free
>>>>to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
>>>>
>>>> GRANDPA:
>>>>In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
>>>>Somebody told
>>>>us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
>>>>
>>>> TRICIA:
>>>>Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
>>>>the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of
>>>>how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to
>>>>accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
>>>>
>>>> JOHN LENNON:
>>>> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together
>>>>-in peace
>>>>
>>>> ARISTOTLE:
>>>>It is the nature of chickens to
>>>>cross the road.
>>>>
>>>> KARL MARX:
>>>>It was a historic inevitability
>>>>
>>>> RONALD REAGAN:
>>>>What chicken?
>>>>
>>>> SIGMUND FREUD:
>>>>The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
>>>>the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>>>>
>>>> BILL GATES:
>>>>EChicken2005 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
>>>>your important documents, and balance your chequebook - and
>>>>internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
>>>>
>>>> ALBERT EINSTEIN:
>>>>Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
>>>>beneath the chicken?
>>>>
>>>> BILL CLINTON:
>>>>What is your definition of chicken?
>>>>
>>>> DR. PHIL:
>>>> This isn't healthy. There are obviously underlying issues that
>>>>sorely need to be addressed regarding the chicken and its home
>>>>environment. Is it having
>>>>problems at home or at school? Has it been molested? Is it being
>>>>bullied? Has it an active sex life? You know chicken, you you
>>>>made more of an effort to communicate with your parents instead
>>>>of running to the other side of the road when things get tough
>>>>you would see that Mommy Chicken and Daddy Chicken care for you
>>>>very much.
>>>>
>>>> THE BIBLE:
>>>>And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU
>>>>SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross
>>>>the road, and there was rejoicing. (This was later contradicted
>>>>in a separate passage).
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON:
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