9 things I hate about ppl!!!

The Bollox

9 Things To Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fúck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fúck would you keep looking after you've found it? Why do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid €7 to come to the cinema and stare at the fúcking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".......Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fúck?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

Karoma

mutterkickscreamOlderthantheInterwebdamnitmuttersomemore

whiskeyman

10. people who draw up lists about things they hate about others.

Somnus

hahaha, they're all so true

BoozyBabe

Ok, I haven't read any of these posts.

They're probably all very valid & on another occasion I'd probably agree with every one of them BUT:-

It's almost quitting time on a Friday!
It's nearly Christmas & thus party season!!!!!!!


Cheer up people!!! How's about a 9 things I like about people thread.
Less of the negative.

Have a GREAT weekend everyone, I know I intend to.




(Actually just read it!!!!:- someone got out of the wrong side of bed!!! Chill out!)

tommyboo

Marts wrote:

9 Things To Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fúck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fúck would you keep looking after you've found it? Why do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid €7 to come to the cinema and stare at the fúcking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".......Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fúck?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

almost sure thats taken from billy connelly??

Tobias Greeshman

The life is short one is brilliant, actually now that I think of it, I think Billy Connolly might of said it!! In fact a lot of them there points ya made, sound like they came from comedians (definately the cake, tv remote and last place to look points).

The Bollox

tommyboo wrote:

almost sure thats taken from billy connelly??

well I got it in an e-mail, thought it was funny and posted it here

joe_chicken

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fúck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Pointing at your wrist is the internationally recognised hand signal for "What time is it?"... pointing at your crouch has too many meanings and could be misunderstood in such a way that will get you arrested

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

They might want to change the channel more than once... just an idea

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

I think you miss the point of the sayin... if you eat your cake you dont have it anymore... thats the point... you cant both eat the cake and then have it (unless you count in your stomach, but thats only temporary)

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fúck would you keep looking after you've found it? Why do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

It is always the last place you look

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid €7 to come to the cinema and stare at the fúcking floor.

That is annoying... no argument

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".......Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

Ehh... no sorry I'm busy

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.

hmmm... I can't be bothered thinkin of a response

8. When people say "life is short". What the fúck?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer?

True.. but its good to be reminded that you should make the most of it

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

ehhh... maybe you're waiting for a different bus?

PJG

Man you got to lighten up. To take from one of the them 'life is 2 short' to be worrying about the small things and even the big things for that matter.

peace out

connundrum

tommyboo wrote:

almost sure thats taken from billy connelly??

Yes actually, I'm sure if I compile all of my Connelly dvd's then I'd come up with the same points..

It spelled dumbass dumbass

Dave!

tommyboo wrote:

almost sure thats taken from billy connelly??

I'm pretty sure it's George Carlin, tbh

Karoma

DaveMcG wrote:

I'm pretty sure it's George Carlin, tbh

..and Peter Kay, and Jerry Seinfeld.. and numerous more..

Riamfada

Thats an old list. A very old list

Dave!

Karoma wrote:

..and Peter Kay, and Jerry Seinfeld.. and numerous more..

Probably, but most of it just looks like George Carlin

The Bollox

Grimes wrote:

Thats an old list. A very old list

Karoma wrote:

mutterkickscreamOlderthantheInterwebdamnitmuttersomemore

so what, they are classics!

4Xcut

tommyboo wrote:

almost sure thats taken from billy connelly??

they were.

Mr.Nice Guy

Marts wrote:

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fúck would you keep looking after you've found it? Why do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

I've heard Lee Evans tell this one. Very funny.

Jimi-Spandex

joe_chicken wrote:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fúck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Pointing at your wrist is the internationally recognised hand signal for "What time is it?"... pointing at your crouch has too many meanings and could be misunderstood in such a way that will get you arrested

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

They might want to change the channel more than once... just an idea

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

I think you miss the point of the sayin... if you eat your cake you dont have it anymore... thats the point... you cant both eat the cake and then have it (unless you count in your stomach, but thats only temporary)

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fúck would you keep looking after you've found it? Why do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

It is always the last place you look

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid €7 to come to the cinema and stare at the fúcking floor.

That is annoying... no argument

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".......Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

Ehh... no sorry I'm busy

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.

hmmm... I can't be bothered thinkin of a response

8. When people say "life is short". What the fúck?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer?

True.. but its good to be reminded that you should make the most of it

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

ehhh... maybe you're waiting for a different bus?

Thank you sir, saved me the bother of posting this.

I think I read this list first when I was on my 9600 modem and the intarweb was just a large collection of slow loading low-res porn and "hacksores".

CuLT

Man, if Billy Connolly really wrote those my estimation of him has just gone down quite a few notches.

And yes, thanks to joe_chicken for at least attempting to show it up for just how bad a "joke" it is. I'd assume most people with brainpower greater than a yak wouldn't find these funny; just irritating.