Schools Frankenstein

LovelyHurling

If you could pick attributes from all of the schools to mould your perfect girlfriend what would you pick? Ill start the ball rolling

Physiotherapy - looks
Pass Science - smart, but not too much
Womens studies - would consider doing it with a woman
Vet girl - for the sense of humour and willingness to get drunk
Architecture - a good home-maker
Italian - fire and passion
Arts - maybe she can cook?

Untouchables:
Psychology: "I know what youre thinking...."
Law: ability to extract every penny from you when it all goes horribly wrong


Disclaimer: above list is based on generalities made by the student body which I neither endorse nor agree with...

Ruskie4Rent

What were you doing before you decided to make a thread out of this?:D

daRobot

Agricultural science :

A predisposition to milk my udder

passive

You should probably see a doctor about that daRobot

Nursing: for the outfit
Medicine: To bring in the cash *hides in case his girlfriend sees this*

Red Alert

radiography: they're all so hot, must be the stray x-rays from the machines or something.

muffin_man

engineering: Coz they'll fix you good!!!

Riamfada

arts : cause they are easy slappers

Ruskie4Rent

you had to bring the level down......way down!

true though:D

rainbow kirby

*giggles*

panda100

english-so they can recite shakesperean love sonnets at my window every night to serenade me-wow that'd be cool

Riamfada

panda100 wrote:

english-so they can recite shakesperean love sonnets at my window every night to serenade me-wow that'd be cool

I know a good few Shakspearean sonnets. I also have my own lute and tricorner hat. PM me your address and we're on

Ruskie4Rent

I'm learning a few right now.

panda100

Grimes wrote:

I also have my own lute and tricorner hat.

Dont worry grimes we all have our own little secrets-I hear librocop has his own too and instead of going on his supposedly 'cigarrette' break he strums his lute it in the 911 kitchen.

tintinr35

not commerce cause well.............there just wańkers

Riamfada

Agg science - depends what your into

Sangre

Grimes wrote:

. I also have my own lube and tricorner hat.

GET A ROOM!

humbert

:rolleyes: subtle!

Riamfada

I said Lute!

panda100

Either way tis quite funny!:D

Woof!

Irish: It would be cool to here someone having an orgasm in Irish,

"O Dia! Dia!
Táim ag teacht, Íosa!!!"

panda100

I dont speak irish will someone please translate

Scraggs

Woof! wrote:

Irish: It would be cool to here someone having an orgasm in Irish,

"O Dia! Dia!
Táim ag teacht, Íosa!!!"

:eek: Lollerpops!

táim ag déanamh staidéir ar an nGaeilge

Vorsprung

Woof! wrote:

Irish: It would be cool to here someone having an orgasm in Irish,

"O Dia! Dia!
Táim ag teacht, Íosa!!!"

Oh god you've no battered sausages left!! Ok, just a bag of chips so please.

Measaim go mbeimid in ann sort spraoi a bhaint as an cailin o Sasana....

Scraggs

panda100 wrote:

I dont speak irish will someone please translate

Just for you panda...
Dia = God
Táim ag teacht= i'm coming
Íosa= Jesus

Vorsprung

Measaim go mbeimid in ann sort spraoi a bhaint as an cailin o Sasana....

Perhaps not...

LovelyHurling

bigjimthefirst wrote:

Measaim go mbeimid in ann sort spraoi a bhaint as an cailin o Sasana....

as an gcailin

I may be Northern but I know an uru when I see one!

Economaniac!

LovelyHurling wrote:

as an gcailin

I may be Northern but I know an uru when I see one!

eh no, that may be northern irish dialect, down here in dublin we dont believe in writing the language, so anything that sounds cool and remotely irish can be said to be the dublin dialect :cool:

"i can dialect my own balls, go raibh maith agat" :eek:
- Derek McZoolander

humbert

After some consideration I’d have to go with philosophy, intellect without too much greed or ambition, perfect!

Scraggs

Economaniac! wrote:

"i can dialect my own balls, go raibh maith agat" :eek:
- Derek McZoolander

:v: :v: :v: haha good un

panda100

Just rediscovered this thread and made me laugh to see how much me,grimes,scraggs,big jim and humberto have matured over the years..........NOT!!

Ive changes my mind from arty farty types reciting sonnets to:
engineering.....where the best looking bloke are
Ag....for sense of humor factor
Physio.....so panda can get lots of free nice relaxing massages

Riamfada

Panda, 2005? Seriously !


And for the record I have nor matured. Arts girls are slappers and Scraggs still orgasms as gaeilge.

I have also changed my preference to :

all of the above

Stepherunie

*hearts red alert for realising the usefulness of radiation*

Shocks me how juvenile we all really are. Now if you don't mind I'm going to continue eating my ready brek. Good day.

Vorsprung

panda100 wrote: »

Physio.....so panda can get lots of free nice relaxing massages

Physios are only good for you if you're planning on a major lifestyle change. If ya know what I mean. Loads of fine specimens knocking around Vincents these days if you ever end up making the trip across!