joke in paper!

mad m · 07-12-2005 1:48am #1

A frog hops into a bank and is served by a girl called Patrica Whack.The frog says:"I'd like a loan of €20,000 please." "Can I take your name,"says Patrica Whack.

"Kermit Jagger."says the frog."My dad's name is Mick Jaggar." Pattie Explains that he would need security against the loan,so the frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant.

Very confused Pattie goes to consult her manager.She tells him:"There's a frog outside who wants to use this elephant as collateral. What on earth is this?"

The manager says: "It's a knick knack, Pattie Whack,give a frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."

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