catwoman is on, OMG what a complete pile of ****e!

LegacyUser

i heard this was bad, but holy crap.......... holy crapola!

garred

Suppose you have to take it for what it is but man she is sex on legs.

monkeyfudge

I've never seen the appeal of her myself.

I really think it's quite possibly the worst film ever made... I actually watched a bit of it there to remind me how bad it is... God.. I'd fogotten how horrible the editing is in it.... it's like watching an episode of MTV Cribz.

-Al-

monkeyfudge wrote:

I really think it's quite possibly the worst film ever made... I actually watched a bit of it there to remind me how bad it is... God.. I'd fogotten how horrible the editing is in it.... it's like watching an episode of MTV Cribz.

lol, oh I so wanna watch this now, Ive heard it was bad, and never had any interest to watch it, but now I feel I must for the sake of comedy.

monkeyfudge

Actually I just switched it on for a few minutes this evening... and I saw a horrible and pointless and poorly edited basketball scene... followed by a scene featuring the villian of the film (Sharon stone as the owner of a cosmetics company, how naff is that?) We see her in her office which is clearly in a very tall building as we see out the window that all the other sky scrapers are smaller.

Yet when she goes over to the window and looks out we see an overhead shot of her husband with an other woman and getting into a car... she must be about 50 floors up and can see all this?... sheesh... then she breaks a glass in her bare hands in rage... grrr... powerful stuff.

-Al-

stop it stop it, I cant watch it yet, but this film just seems to get better everytime I read about it - (better in a bad way of course)

madrab

-Al- wrote:

stop it stop it, I cant watch it yet, but this film just seems to get better everytime I read about it - (better in a bad way of course)

your one of those s&m movie goers arent you?

-Al-

madrab wrote:

your one of those s&m movie goers arent you?

s&m?

LegacyUser

monkeyfudge wrote:

I saw a horrible and pointless and poorly edited basketball scene...

i think it's the worst movie scene, i've ever seen!

i wanna kick the director in the nuts

madrab

-Al- wrote:

s&m?

sadomasochism

-Al-

lmao, I dont think so, well I hope not

Why did they make a catwoman movie anyway? is she a villain or good guy in it?

monkeyfudge

-Al- wrote:

lmao, I dont think so, well I hope not

Why did they make a catwoman movie anyway? is she a villain or good guy in it?

Oh she's the hero in it, the bad guys are a couple who run a cosmetics company and are probaly the lamest villians of all time.

She's not even Selina Kyle though and they've made her origins all mystical.. some sort of ancient egyptian magical tomcat gives her a bit of a snog as she's near death and she starts to get all the abilities of a cat... except not as lazy...

Oh... and they try to recreate the scene from Batman Returns where Selina Kyle is surrounded by the cats... but it looks no where near as good and they use CGI cats. Also they used special effects to do Catwomans whip, where as Michele Pheifer actually learned how to use a whip.

madrab

monkeyfudge wrote:

where as Michele Pheifer actually learned how to use a whip.

oh god yessssss


did i say that out loud?

-Al-

monkeyfudge wrote:

Oh she's the hero in it, the bad guys are a couple who run a cosmetics company and are probaly the lamest villians of all time.

She's not even Selina Kyle though and they've made her origins all mystical.. some sort of ancient egyptian magical tomcat gives her a bit of a snog as she's near death and she starts to get all the abilities of a cat... except not as lazy...

Oh... and they try to recreate the scene from Batman Returns where Selina Kyle is surrounded by the cats... but it looks no where near as good and they use CGI cats. Also they used special effects to do Catwomans whip, where as Michele Pheifer actually learned how to use a whip.

lol, was this film some film students school project? Why use cgi when it worked in 92, 13 years ago with real ones :eek:

monkeyfudge

Sheesh... just checking now and it was directed by a guy who simply refers to himself as 'Pitof'

Always a bad sign when a director is too pretentious to even have a proper name.

Necronomicon

I watched it, thinking it couldn't be quite as bad as it was made out to be....how wrong I was

chrislad

I didn't think it was that bad until the 'Purrrrrrrrrrr-fect' line. Then I threw up in my mouth. It was more enjoyable than the rest of that film.

CyberGhost

Did you guys know that Hally Berry has 6 toes on her legs? seriously!

garred

CyberGhost wrote:

Did you guys know that Hally Berry has 6 toes on her legs? seriously!

:eek:
Wonder how many she has on her feet!
I still would though

CyberGhost

I meant on the leg Garred,

here, pics...
http://www.donandmikewebsite.com/Product/10-21-05-102105.html

aidan_walsh

CyberGhost wrote:

I meant on the leg Garred,

here, pics...
http://www.donandmikewebsite.com/Product/10-21-05-102105.html

Heh. Wonder if that went toward her casting in X-Men?

garred

CyberGhost wrote:

I meant on the leg Garred,

here, pics...
http://www.donandmikewebsite.com/Product/10-21-05-102105.html

Is that picture true. Never actually heard it before. Thats toetally mad!
Ah here I'm off to bed.

LegacyUser

6 toes eh!

Jazzy

Catwoman makes jesus cry....

Mossy Monk

i must see this film

have to wait 4 days though