Christmas Cliches

meldrew

Its that time of the year again and all the old chestnuts will be brought out , my favourite is "How did you get over the Christmas " and the answer is always " Ah it was quiet"
Anyone got any more?

aidan_walsh

"Ah crap, not you three again. Didn't we do this last Christmas Eve?"

Steve_o

"Sure you wont feel it now til its next christmas"

Chopperdog

Aaah, sure it's great for the children.....

Pigman II

"I can't believe the lights are already up in town so soon this year"

D-Generate

Said by my Dad every morning after we have opened the presents "Now the excitements all over until next Christmas" What a genius line!

Chopperdog

I think Christmas is great, we should have it every year !
:rolleyes:

Rantorama

Happy Xmas... on a card or written on one.

Splinter

"sure christmas gets earlier and earlier every year"

Dimitri

responce to splinter
"ah sure i know and isn't the suspence killing the kids"

johnny_ultimate

*random ramblings about the neighbours ever more extravagant lighting displays*

blackwashman

i have a neighbour who works in ESB and he has big lit up polar bears and it his house is covered in extravagant lighting, brilliant or tacky?

johnny_ultimate

Tacky. A fine username by the way

Setun

Lollers!!! BWM!

How about Brown Thomas' choice of soundtrack? Cliché or ambience?

Madge

"did Santy come to ya?" :rolleyes:

Sleepy

"It's only once a year"

to which I've always wanted to reply:"Well, I'm sorry, I still couldn't give a ****e about going to mass, I'm A-G-N-O-S-T-I-C!"

biko

My granny every year at New Years Eve dinner.
"Eat plenty now children, you'll not get any more food until next year!"
Bless her.

xzanti

Hmmm Xmas cliches now let me see... "Xzanti.. sober up the f*ck" is one I usually hear around the festive season...

joejoem

Pointing at the brussles sprouts "who made a balls of the cabbage?"

xzanti

joejoem wrote:

Pointing at the brussles sprouts "who made a balls of the cabbage?"

Pointing to the brussles sprouts with one hand over your nose... Those things smell like Hell

joejoem

xzanti wrote:

Pointing to the brussles sprouts with one hand over your nose... Those things smell like Hell

har har, No I do that to the nieces and nephews. "Tell mommy you have another present for her and point at your nappy....."

Steve_o

xzanti wrote:

Pointing to the brussles sprouts with one hand over your nose... Those things smell like Hell

I always wondered what hell smelled like!!!!:D

xzanti

Steve_o wrote:

I always wondered what hell smelled like!!!!:D

Well wonder no more

Dave

When I was small it was always the same old three...

"Have you been good for Santa?"
"What's Santa getting you?"
"What did you get for Santa?"

usual reply was "fcuk you beeeeeeeatch!"

no not really.