Duncan Stewart is out to get me :(

lostexpectation

I keep hearing his threatening voice over and over again...

Did you know that over 200 people don't make it home from work each year >|

Make sure those vents are unblocked >!

aidan_walsh

Did you know that landlords or people with old or infirm relatives should ensure they don't get clogged in their houses vents?

Steve_o

aidan_walsh wrote:

Did you know that landlords or people with old or infirm relatives should ensure they don't get clogged in their houses vents?

A ha ha ha ha ha ha priceless!!!!!:D

monkeyfudge

I went along with some of the gang from the Paranormal forum to investigate a haunted castle in Tullamore.

And Duncan was there on the evening to tell us about the history of the place and to talk about the ghosts there...

The room we were staying in was absolutely full of smoke even before we tried to light a fire.. so I guess he should take some of his own advice.

Sparky

for someone who is mad safety conscience, it didnt stop him falling off a scaffold last year.

whiskeyman

Sparky_S wrote:

for someone who is mad safety conscience, it didnt stop him falling off a scaffold last year.

Wasnt that in some Eastern European country on a charity mission?
HE made an amazing recovery if I remember.

Someone also pushed him into the pond in St.Stephens Green a few years ago

Steve_o

whiskeyman wrote:

Wasnt that in some Eastern European country on a charity mission?
HE made an amazing recovery if I remember.

Someone also pushed him into the pond in St.Stephens Green a few years ago

Twas in Belarus!! He was very nearly killed because he was impaled but didn't hit any organs or arturies (spelling??)....lucky lucky man!!!

Pigman II

I read "Duncan Stewart is out ...." on the boards.ie front page and immediately thought to myself "No surprises there, but he sure took long enough to break the news!".

lostexpectation

I reckon he did die near Chernobyl and its RTE out-sourcing to ghosts and he's now destined to drift from house to house checking for radon.

This has been a public announcement on behalf of Irish Saf-fet-tee Board.

Sparky

http://images.sparky-s.com/various/duncan_dan_jim.jpg

Steve_o

lostexpectation wrote:

I reckon he did die near Chernobyl and its RTE out-sourcing to ghosts and he's now destined to drift from house to house checking for radon.

This has been a public announcement on behalf of Irish Saf-fet-tee Board.

An interesting Theory.....

stormkeeper

monkeyfudge wrote:

I went along with some of the gang from the Paranormal forum to investigate a haunted castle in Tullamore.

And Duncan was there on the evening to tell us about the history of the place and to talk about the ghosts there...

The room we were staying in was absolutely full of smoke even before we tried to light a fire.. so I guess he should take some of his own advice.

What advice was that?

monkeyfudge

Kennett wrote:

What advice was that?

Oh he does these ads on RTÉ warning us all of the dangers of carbon monoxide poisoning.

stormkeeper

monkeyfudge wrote:

Oh he does these ads on RTÉ warning us all of the dangers of carbon monoxide poisoning.

lol, I must have missed those while I was living over there...

MrSinn

Duncan loves his vents,he loves telling builders to bend over too

orangerooster

Steve_o wrote:

....lucky lucky man!!!

But lucky lucky us? I think not.

muckwarrior

Sparky_S wrote:

for someone who is mad safety conscience, it didnt stop him falling off a scaffold last year.

I think it was a tree actually. I heard he climbed it to take a picture or something.

The Real B-man

Sparky_S wrote:

for someone who is mad safety conscience, it didnt stop him falling off a scaffold last year.

lol yeah he was talking about how to get you christmas decorations out of the attack tonight to use a stable base ie a ladder so fooking funny:D

tman

hehe. i know one of his relatives...
i have all kinds of juicy gossip on him, but would be killed if i spilt the beans:(

Mossy Monk

lostexpectation wrote:

I reckon he did die near Chernobyl and its RTE out-sourcing to ghosts and he's now destined to drift from house to house checking for radon.

This has been a public announcement on behalf of Irish Saf-fet-tee Board.

lol

i can imagine that is what he will do as soon as he dies

madrab

tman wrote:

hehe. i know one of his relatives...
i have all kinds of juicy gossip on him, but would be killed if i spilt the beans:(

spill em!!!!!!

jaggeh

as someone who actually answers the calls on the Carbon monoxide safety line i can honestly say i hate duncan.

i hate him with all my heart and i hate that ad even more, combine that ad with the general stupidity of the public and you get people asking STUPID QUESTIONS YES STUPID YOU MORONS RADIATORS DONT BURN FUEL SO THEY DONT PRODUCE CO, ELECTRIC HEATERS DONT PRODUCE CO, THE BITS OF BURNT FOOD IN YOUR OVEN DOESNT PRODUCE CO, THE DEAD CAT IN YOUR GARDEN DOESNT PRODUCE IT..............................................

*inhales before passing out*

Katykaboom

ah would you stop moaning Matt

Binomate

Didn't someone push him into the pond in Stephens green when he was feeding the ducks because his name is Duncan? Anyone else hear this?

Sparky

tman wrote:

hehe. i know one of his relatives...
i have all kinds of juicy gossip on him, but would be killed if i spilt the beans:(

you know me tman, the secrets will be safe

Sparky

Binomate wrote:

Didn't someone push him into the pond in Stephens green when he was feeding the ducks because his name is Duncan? Anyone else hear this?

yeah stewart pushed him.