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Crush Calculator .. is he / she the one?

  • 06-12-2005 3:30pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,295 ✭✭✭✭


    Normally i'm not one for these crap teeny-booper calculate if your crush if is the one...

    .. but this is actually quite interesting!

    Click here!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    basquille wrote:
    Normally i'm not one for these crap teeny-booper calculate if your crush if is the one...

    .. but this is actually quite interesting!

    Click here!
    The term "w****r" springs to mind :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    I dont know any of there names. Its like hot girl that walked by window number 1, hot girl that walked by window number 2 etc etc in that order


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭BoozyBabe


    basquille wrote:
    Normally i'm not one for these crap teeny-booper calculate if your crush if is the one...

    .. but this is actually quite interesting!

    Click here!

    How stupid do you think we are????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,295 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    BoozyBabe wrote:
    How stupid do you think we are????
    Do i really need to answer that?

    And judging by the amount of responses already .. i can see there's quite a few lovelorn members on Boards! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭BoozyBabe


    basquille wrote:
    Do i really need to answer that?

    And judging by the amount of responses already .. i can see there's quite a few lovelorn members on Boards! :D


    I guess not!!!!!

    When will people ever learn:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    What happens! What happens!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    joejoem wrote:
    What happens! What happens!
    I wouldn't know. Honest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭Rantorama


    Your details are sent to basquille:v:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭padser


    LOL, used this last yr on my friends. Except it had more questions like how often do you masterbate etc, got back some classic responses from unsuspecting people in my e mail account.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    I was fooled by this yesterday by my sister-oh no how am I going to survive xmas dinner know-i told her i fancied 2 of my brothers friends!:o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭NikNik


    I always fall for these. What about the one where you answer all these sexual questions like how many times a week you masturbate and it's sent to eveyone in your address book ? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,295 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Ha ha... funny stuff!
    Friend name: Pig Head
    Crush #1: Beruthial
    Crush #2: Lady J
    Crush #3: Shabadu

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    NikNik wrote:
    I always fall for these. What about the one where you answer all these sexual questions like how many times a week you masturbate and it's sent to eveyone in your address book ? :eek:


    So how many times a week do you masturbate?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    well i've learned my lesson...always read throught hte whole thread before typing in personal details...
    so glad i didnt confess my love for basquille!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    I set up one of them, and put it on another forum a year ago. I'm still getting replies.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    w00t i hope you enjoy my results :)
    we did this in college last year but much more detailed. It held really private information. It was rather funny. So much material to use against people !
    joejoem wrote:
    So how many times a week do you masturbate?
    42


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭merlinsmerryman


    Ah fake names;)


  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,737 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    Lets hope no one makes the same mistake as the 'give rep in a fake name' days


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    now that Ive read the thread I think Ill check out the link :D
    *edit* I could have done without the stoopid pop up advertisements thanks*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,295 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    now that Ive read the thread I think Ill check out the link :D
    Hence why my sig contains a list to the post... with no replies!

    Always thinking me! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    basquille wrote:
    Hence why my sig contains a list to the post... with no replies!

    Always thinking me! :D

    brilliant!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,295 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Now.. to begin the bribing of my fellow Boards members..! :D


  • Site Banned Posts: 44 thehurricane


    i love masterbating!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭Daelus


    You mean I shouldn't have confessed my love for basquille?

    Bollocks.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,664 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    genius, but wont make u any friends.

    Right who can i fool with it!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭spiderlegs


    Dammit!! That was good but harsh...why am I so bloody unsuspecting! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Attol


    I see...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭OFDM


    This is a very old lame joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    Sneaky. Clever. Good, yes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,025 ✭✭✭mad m


    Didnt do it,honest!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    you just got pwned by me:)

    glad i entered "a" and "a" first...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Damn, you fooled me!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,664 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    I sent this to me burd. Got to find out who the other 2 "studs" are that she chose!

    Ok update: they're here ex's. Hmmm. I hope after dinner they leave some room in their stomach, cos Im goin to put my fist thru it!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    faceman wrote:
    I sent this to me burd. Got to find out who the other 2 "studs" are that she chose!

    Ok update: they're here ex's. Hmmm. I hope after dinner they leave some room in their stomach, cos Im goin to put my fist thru it!!!
    Pwned!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 354 ✭✭solicitous


    I was given the link before, didnt like the look of it so i went to the bottom right hand side of the screen and went into contacts..
    i dont think so ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,376 ✭✭✭Squirrel


    Sometimes it pays to read the terms and conditions

    Information Collected by CrushCalculator
    When you use the Crush Calculator, everything typed at the web form will be transmitted to the owner of the link. If you do not agree to this, please do not fill in anything.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭curliq


    i fell victim to that a long time ago, though thankfully i didn't say anything to incriminating.

    i then proceeded to inflict it on people i don't like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭YeatsCounty


    Basquille, you *expletives x 10*! That was very good indeed.

    At least my two choices aren't incriminating. Christine knows all about choice number two!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    ha done this before:)

    if you get asswipe has a crush on ass wipe and ass

    thats me ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,381 ✭✭✭snorlax


    danniemcq wrote:
    brilliant!

    you get caught?!:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Mr.D.Leprachaun


    Goddamn my not reading the full thread!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Just wondering, wtf does Basquille want a load of emails with people's crushes when he neither knows the people nor the crushes.

    It'll just clog up the inbox.

    I wasn't sure if it was the same as crush 007 so I just put in Mexican Names.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,295 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Piste wrote:
    Just wondering, wtf does Basquille want a load of emails with people's crushes when he neither knows the people nor the crushes.

    It'll just clog up the inbox.
    Notice the domain of the e-mail address i used was Mailinator.com? - think of it as a disposable e-mail address.

    Oh.. and the answer to why i want them... i'm trying to think of a better excuse than "for poops and giggles".... just wanted to see how many people actually responded to it.

    They're still coming in very fast... but not even viewing the actual crushed anymore - just the numbers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    Post up the replies basquille!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭Royale with Cheese


    I knew it was a wind up but I felt the need to tell you how much I love skittles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,025 ✭✭✭mad m


    Its been a long time since the last witch hunt...Maybe its time for one....



    Runs to find basquille with flaming torch! Burn him,burnnnn.:D


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