Where babies come from in Germany...

murphaph

Hope this hasn't been posted before. A book used to teach kids the facts of life in Germany...classic, check out P21 in particular!

LINK

Jimi-Spandex

Tis good yeah.



[OT]Why do people keep on posting stuff up from b3ta's newsletter though?

Siogfinsceal

traumatised after that.....

joejoem

Heres baby! The woman doesnt look like she is any pain at all, or she isnt screaming. Maybe its tom cruise and Katie Holmes?

LegacyUser

she's hot

Karoma

Personally, this one unnerves me.. the way it just crawls out on it's own.. devil child

*marie*

It's even funnier if you can understand the german

el tel

I like the hidden detail on Pages 3 & 4.
But I'm sure that most German children actually know that
mums and dads in their county only do it doggystyle.

KTRIC

I'm going to show this to my German girlfreind when she gets home from work. I wonder if she'll recognise it from school.

joejoem

Germans have very small willies it seems

KTRIC

joejoem wrote:

Germans have very small willies it seems

That's why all the German women come to Ireland Get a bit of real Irish sausage into them !!!

WexCan

omg just sent this around in work having only seen the first page..... thank god for message recall lol

ferdi

joejoem wrote:

Germans have very small willies it seems

K-TRIC wrote:

That's why all the German women come to Ireland Get a bit of real Irish sausage into them !!!

statistically irish men have smaller members than most of their european counterparts.

monkeyfudge

ferdi wrote:

statistically irish men have smaller members than most of their european counterparts.

Been comparing sizes in the airport bathrooms again?

joejoem

When I lived in America it was very common to hear that said in bars. The "Irish Curse."

Blisterman

Really. I heard the opposite.

madrab

good lord thats freaky, its like their trying to sit there and ignore the spawn of satan crawling out of her womb, while the doctor holds a hammer

"ya, iv ve ignore it, it vill go avay"

"ya"

Sleepy

joejoem wrote:

When I lived in America it was very common to hear that said in bars. The "Irish Curse."

That refers to brewers droop, not penile length.

And in the Masters & Johnson survey in the 70's the largest measured length was an Irish Engineer that was only something like 5 foot 4, while the smallest measured was a six foot something Canadian lumberjack.

fjon

I started translating it into English, but got bored. It's really funny though. Some quotes:

"Mommy and Daddy rock to and fro with each other. This is called sexual intercourse. It can be very enjoyable."

"Many many days go by. Nine months have passed since the sperm and egg "met each other". The baby is now so big it wants to get out"

"Mommy has become so big that hardly any clothes fit her anymore"

Mr.Nice Guy

Lil' help?

What kind of doctor stands by while the baby is left trying to free itself? :v:

muckwarrior

Sleepy wrote:

And in the Masters & Johnson survey in the 70's the largest measured length was an Irish Engineer that was only something like 5 foot 4,

ONLY??? Thats fúckin huge!!! :eek:

Gordon

That's all very informative if you're German. But where do babies come from if you're Irish?

Mr.Nice Guy

Gordon wrote:

That's all very informative if you're German. But where do babies come from if you're Irish?

A few too many pints of Guinness.

thats very good!

joejoem

muckwarrior wrote:

ONLY??? Thats fúckin huge!!! :eek:

Lol, I think he meant his height