Mr T Facts

IrishMike

Top Thirty Mr. T Facts
(Only facts with 50 or more votes count)
Fact # of Votes Rating
Fact # of Votes Rating

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood. 170 8.71

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk. 100 7.87

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. 135 7.7
You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth. 132 7.63

Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity. 119 7.58

Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah. 82 7.41
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence. 347 7.35

In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba. 50 7.26

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's. 76 7.25

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it. 547 7.23

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors. 601 7.2

Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed. 127 7.17

They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead no matter what. 65 7.12

Why does Mr. T wear still have his mohawk? Cause his reflection pities the fool who don't! 174 7.11

Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man. 87 7.05
In 1989, Mr. T systematically killed every member of the band "MR. MISTER" for stealing his first name. 62 7.02

The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history. 361 7.01

Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time. 118 6.95
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him. 223 6.91

Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's. 201 6.87

Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to
Mr. T. 471 6.87

In the unlikely event that Mr. T ever pitied himself, the universe would immediately reboot to 1982. 80 6.85

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. 121 6.84
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T. 94 6.83

Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain. 224 6.83
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Mr T. will also crush your internal organs. 74 6.82

Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters. 154 6.81

Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba. 210 6.79

The glorious, blinding dazzle of Mr. T's gold chains can cure Alzheimer's Disease. Unfortunately, the glorious, blinding dazzle of his biceps causes it. 97 6.77

Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang. 247 6.76

Ron DMC

classic

Mr Magnolia

Very good....

J.R.HARTLEY

funny alright, i thought maybe the one about his cancer was in bad taste though

Atrocity

hilarious! even the cancer one :v:

The_Understandi

I pity the fool who don't find that funny!

YeatsCounty

Sorry for the bumpage folks. I don't know how I missed this thread. :-/

IrishMike wrote:

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood. 170 8.71

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk. 100 7.87

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. 135 7.7

Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity. 119 7.58

In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba. 50 7.26

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's. 76 7.25

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it. 547 7.23

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors. 601 7.2

Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed. 127 7.17

The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history. 361 7.01

Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time. 118 6.95

In the unlikely event that Mr. T ever pitied himself, the universe would immediately reboot to 1982. 80 6.85

Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang. 247 6.76

Top class stuff.

Sizzler

What you talking bout 'foo?

Capt'n Midnight

Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

neacy69

what a bunch of jibba-jabba, i pity the fool that posted this. -->did ya see what i did there????

great post...