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Drunken women

TwistsAndTurns · 2005-11-24 13:28:38

2 women walking home pi**ed from the boozer dying for a p**s. Whilst walking through the graveyard they decide to answer the call of nature. Alas, our intrepid ladies have no toilet paper. One of the ladies uses her knickers to wipe herself with and throws them away. The other, trying to be move resourceful, finds a ribbon…

24-11-2005 1:28pm

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2 women walking home pi**ed from the boozer dying for a p**s. Whilst walking through the graveyard they decide to answer the call of nature. Alas, our intrepid ladies have no toilet paper. One of the ladies uses her knickers to wipe herself with and throws them away. The other, trying to be move resourceful, finds a ribbon from a nearby wreath that had been left on a freshly made grave and uses that.

The next day, the husbands are talking. One says to the other "We better keep an eye on our 2 birds, mine came home last night with no knickers on" The other husband replies "you think that's bad? Mine came home with a card hanging out of her arse that said "From all the lads at the station, we'll never forget you...."

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#2 24-11-2005 1:37pm

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LOL!!!
One of the best!

Odd I never heard that before...

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#3 24-11-2005 6:47pm

mc nuggets

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Read that one on a birthday card, great joke.

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#4 24-11-2005 8:47pm

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LOL....very good:D

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#5 24-11-2005 10:03pm

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Excellent. Very funny.

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#6 24-11-2005 10:09pm

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Quality!

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#7 24-11-2005 10:10pm

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Great and new

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