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Woman in distress

  • 23-11-2005 10:09pm
    #1
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    A woman sitting in a restaurant suddenly began to cough
    while eating a giant lobster. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two men, Bob and Bill, sitting at the next
    table turned to look at her.


    "Kin ya swaller?" asked Bob. The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
    "Kin ya breathe?" asked Bill. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'
    With that, Bob walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt yanked down her panties,
    and ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack.
    This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.

    Bob swaggered back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his
    beer.

    Bill said in admiration, toasting Bob, "Ya know boy, I'd heard of dat dere Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."


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