If you could go back in time

Binomate

Does anyone wish they could go back in time to relive their childhood with the experience they have gained over the years? If you could go back in time what would you do differently?

I'd get braces again when they were free.
I'd also have learned how to sing, play the piano, and play the guitar.

Rb

I'd slaughter your parents tbh

Vikings

Binomate wrote:

Does anyone wish they could go back in time to relive their childhood with the experience they have gained over the years? If you could go back in time what would you do differently?

If I could go back (though I wouldnt want to) i'd drop out of school and at 13 and lift weights day in day out for 4 years then make a career from hurting people.


...:v:

LadyJ

I'd find a way to have a baby at the age of 4 so that I'd never have to waste the good part of my life on anything like that.
Plus there'd always be someone to go on the piss with!

Kolodny

I would never have had that bubble perm in 1986. Seriously.

Pighead

Pighead would dearly love for such an invention to become a reality. Back in the early 90's Pighead was courting a lovely girl named Skanky Sheila. However I'd just turned 15 and the poor girl was treated like shiite by the Pig. She walked out of my room on the 14th of March 1993 leaving me with the words "You're such a bastard Pighead,I hate you your friends and that hoe you kissed last night,oh and you smell like dog poo as well"

She was right. If only Pighead could turn back time
If only he could find a way, he'd take back those words that hurt her and she'd stay
Honestly lads If Pighead could reach the stars
he'd give them all to her,Then maybe she'd love me, love me,Like she used to do.
Not holding my breath though.

Rhyme

Id go back in time and hire Pighead to write my biography when his rates were lower

Silverfish

I'd go back and not thump my sister so hard in the back that she choked. Man I was a bitch.

I'd also have started training in Brazilian jiu-jitsu at about nine.

I'd also have not left my portfolio unattended at the interviews for NCAD so it got nicked and thus not looked at, so I didn't get in

The Bollox

Pighead wrote:

She walked out of my room on the 14th of March 1993 leaving me with the words "You're such a bastard Pighead

beware the Ides of March... almost

rainbow kirby

I would have taken a year out after school and not gone straight to college. I would have had a better idea of what I wanted in life.

Pigman II

I wouldn't attempt it as transferring such knowledge would almost certainly cause a rift in the SpaceTimeContinuum.

Have you never watched the BackToTheFuture Trilogy for christ sake?

dundalk cailin

id have had more fun as a teenager, i was too quiet and serious, makin up for it now though

Nasty_Girl

I'd like to back.... As an adult....

Wait outside the school, catch the little bitches who used to bully my sister and BAYTE THE LIVING ****E OUT OF THEM. :mad:

biko

rb_ie wrote:

I'd slaughter your parents tbh

Yeah, that remark was very amusing, not (tbh)

I'd go back to when Christopher Columbus step ashore America and stand there on the beach and says "Sorry mate, I was here first - now feck off" heh heh

dundalk cailin

oh yea and stand up to bullies from years ago, and have hung round with my current group of friends cos the school group were bitches

faceman

Binomate wrote:

If you could go back in time what would you do differently?.

Id knock down the tree with the apples Eve ate from before she cud eat one!

Or failing that I wud go back to the 1916 rising and find out actually whose ancestors WERE there. How many of ur mates tell u "me grandad was best mates with Michael Collins" Yeah rite!!

Funkstard

Silverfish wrote:

I'd go back and not

I'd also have not left my portfolio unattended at the interviews for NCAD so it got nicked and thus not looked at, so I didn't get in

WHAT!? Jesus that's one of the worst things I've ever heard....I'm doing a portfolio at the moment and know the pain & time it takes doing one. What did you do? Did you still go to the interview?

Whoever robbed it......what a fcuker, can't believe someone would do something like that. D'you think he/she used it for their own interview?

Nightwish

rainbow kirby wrote:

I would have taken a year out after school and not gone straight to college. I would have had a better idea of what I wanted in life.

ditto! I wouldnt have ended up with a degree that I dont particularly want.

kjt

LadyJ wrote:

I'd find a way to have a baby at the age of 4 so that I'd never have to waste the good part of my life on anything like that.
Plus there'd always be someone to go on the piss with!

Haha, your brilliant.
Love your sense of humour.

HorseLoverFat

I wouldn't have taken so many ....

lazylad

I'd have tomorrows newspaper today, and I could save someone getting knocked down by a bus or a cat getting stuck up a tree.

Oh yeah the lotto.