Slippery when wet [risque]

jaggeh

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the
bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did a
splits and suction-cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her
husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody
suctioned myself to the floor," she said. "S'truth," Bruce said, and tried
to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get
Cobber (his mate) to help."

They came back and they both tried to pull her up.

"No way, we can't do it," Cobber said, "so let's try Plan B." "Plan B,"
exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?" "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel
and we'll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber. "Spot on," Bruce said,
"while you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her nipples. "Play
with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"
"No," Bruce replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide
her into the kitchen where the tiles are less expensive"

The Free Man

good one

NikNik

lol

Peace

rofl... class...

TerrorFirmer

Lol, actually a very good one. Original too which makes a nice change

petes

I enjoyed that one. As someone else said, it was original.

HybridTech

Very good!

joejoem

Ha ha ha!

flanzer

V. Good. LOL

bounty_hunter

:v:

Tobias Greeshman

Rofl !! :d

^CwAzY^

Disgusting.... but well funny :v:

Gandalf23

excellent

funk-you

well done that man

Hagar

Excellent joke well told.

edanto

A few months after, all the tiles are fixed up and Bruce gets a little bored. So, he starts seeing this other girl on the side - another Sheila as it happens.

The sex is just amazing, as Bruce says "Bloody oath, Sheila, I never done this with my Sheila." The two of them stay involved with each other for a good while, sneaking around behind Cobbers house for a quick one-two buckle ma shoe.

Then one day, she has some news for him. "Bruce, I'm preggers"

"S'truth, Sheila"

"If you don't leave your wife and come look after me and the baby, I'll throw meself off the Sydney Harbour Bridge"

"Jeez Sheila, not only are you a great screw, you're a good sport mate"

joejoem

edanto wrote:

A few months after, all the tiles are fixed up and Bruce gets a little bored. So, he starts seeing this other girl on the side - another Sheila as it happens.

The sex is just amazing, as Bruce says "Bloody oath, Sheila, I never done this with my Sheila." The two of them stay involved with each other for a good while, sneaking around behind Cobbers house for a quick one-two buckle ma shoe.

Then one day, she has some news for him. "Bruce, I'm preggers"

"S'truth, Sheila"

"If you don't leave your wife and come look after me and the baby, I'll throw meself off the Sydney Harbour Bridge"

"Jeez Sheila, not only are you a great screw, you're a good sport mate"

Naaaah, nice try but an anti climax

mc nuggets

*smiles and chuckles quietly*

Naos

Muhahahaa... That first one is class.

thehotstepper

got a good kick out of both of em cheers lads going to bed with a smile on my face, love the aussie gags.

HybridTech

edanto wrote:

"If you don't leave your wife and come look after me and the baby, I'll throw meself off the Sydney Harbour Bridge"

"Jeez Sheila, not only are you a great screw, you're a good sport mate"

Jeez, I can't breathe from laughing!! Brilliant!

peckerhead

MobileInfantry wrote:

Original too which makes a nice change

They're both as old as the hills - like meself. But good 'uns, yep!

SexeeAussie

Hmmmmm

Believe it or not my grandma is Sheila....doubt she would like these jokes....amazingly she is from Danish parents..........

lol

Yeh, and all me last roots were called Bruce.........



Rach