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Alternative Dictionary

  • 16-11-2005 8:14am
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    Hagar
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    Real Words:
    Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
    Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
    Coffee (n.),     a person who is coughed upon.
    Esplanade (v.)    , to attempt an explanation while drunk.
    Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
    Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
    Frisbatarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
    Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
    Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
    Negligent (adj.) , describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
    Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
    Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
    Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
    Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

    Nearly Real Words:
    Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
    Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.
    Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.
    Glibido: All talk and no action.
    Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid AND an a***hole.
    Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously.
    Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the Taxation Office, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
    Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these, really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.
    Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
    Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.


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