Outstanding Jessica Alba interview

DaBreno

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=162035472&p=y6zx36y78&n=162036232

Movie beauty Jessica Alba fears she is being typecast, because she only gets offered role as whores and sexy maids.

The Sin City actress is grateful for the opportunities she has been given in Hollywood - but would kill for the parts offered to rival actress Natalie Portman.

She tells gossip site PageSix.com:"The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all those screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.' Somehow, I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman."


Brilliant!

Binomate

Mmmm..... Jessica Alba.

Dave!

Binomate wrote:

Mmmm..... Jessica Alba.

Seconded!

Tusky

DaveMcG wrote:

Seconded!

Thirded.

( I can see where this thread is going )

Dave!

Hopefully somewhere with pictures of Jessica Alba! :eek:

Wertz

DaveMcG wrote:

Hopefully somewhere with pictures of Jessica Alba! :eek:

Wait...this thread is going to my harddrive?

*turns on firewall*

:v:

D

To the slydice forum, (batman music)

johnny_ultimate

MMM Natalie Portman. Over Jessica Alba, anyday.
Waiting patiently for backlash

muckwarrior

johnny_ultimate wrote:

MMM Natalie Portman over Jessica Alba

Now theres somethig to think about

Mossy Monk

why fight when you can imagine 2

johnny_ultimate

Mossy Monk wrote:

why fight when you can imagine 2

Woah. Too hot an image.

Wertz

johnny_ultimate wrote:

MMM Natalie Portman. Over Jessica Alba, anyday.
Waiting patiently for backlash

Bloody star wars fans

weemcd

ah jessica alba winner of the slydice hottest woman of 2005. (my entry!)

unf.

aye. Shame she wouldnt get them out already and be done with it...

Binomate

What is this "slydice" you speak of?

Pigman II

johnny_ultimate wrote:

MMM Natalie Portman. Over Jessica Alba, anyday.
Waiting patiently for backlash

Nah you're spot on there. Even as a skinhead NP is sexier than JA.

D

Binomate wrote:

What is this "slydice" you speak of?

Nothing... move along.
<_<
>_>

Deadwing

DaBreno wrote:

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=162035472&p=y6zx36y78&n=162036232

Movie beauty Jessica Alba fears she is being typecast, because she only gets offered role as whores and sexy maids.

If you ask me, she doesnt play enough of those roles. She needs to concentrate on her whore acting, i think

Dave!

Deadwing wrote:

If you ask me, she doesnt play enough of those roles. She needs to concentrate on her whore acting, i think

Word!

And if Playboy happen to come her way...:o

ionapaul

Don't talk about my wife-to-be in such a familiar tone! She is Ms. Alba to you lot...:)

Dave!

:mad:

jaggeh

shes a skank

Dave

jaggeh wrote:

shes a skank

An extremely ****ing hot skank who I'd sell my mother to "roide"

Big Nelly

"I wouldnt touch her, my girlfriend is twice the woman she is!!! "

Girlfriend removes gun from head now


Of yes I would!!!!

NikNik

She's a dope. Can't act to save her life and heads up her a$$. Wouldn't kick her out of bed though....and I'm a girl !

Ron DMC

NikNik wrote:

Wouldn't kick her out of bed though....and I'm a girl !

:eek:

utilitarian

my god Jessica Alba is sooooo hot, as for the girl that wouldn't kick her out of bed, baby, your just trying to get people to think that you are hot by implying that you would be as lucky to be in bed with her in the first place.

think of those hot big lips she has, her lovely long hair, her smile and her beautifully pretty face! she is so much better than a million other girls out there, and if some blokes are going to write in saying "my girl is better than her!" than good, well done, however, she is a few things that some girls would love to be,

good looking,
has a nice figure,
she does whats she want to, she is an actor,
she is famous

so, how many girls want to be her, how many lads want to be with her, she is not a perfect woman, but she is a good model. My point is... "she is a skank" come on, you hace no idea who she is, how can you call her a shank...for all of the people that will condem her although they have no idea who she is, i am sure that if she befriended one of your friends that you would be delighted to know her.

I hate when people talk out of asses about other poeple they have absolutely NO IDEA ABOUT AT ALL!!!!!

Are you so brainless that you are going to read some rag magazine and make all your judgements on that!!!!

please people, wake up...

Donal

Dave!

utilitarian wrote:

my god Jessica Alba is sooooo hot, as for the girl that wouldn't kick her out of bed, baby, your just trying to get people to think that you are hot by implying that you would be as lucky to be in bed with her in the first place.

think of those hot big lips she has, her lovely long hair, her smile and her beautifully pretty face! she is so much better than a million other girls out there, and if some blokes are going to write in saying "my girl is better than her!" than good, well done, however, she is a few things that some girls would love to be,

good looking,
has a nice figure,
she does whats she want to, she is an actor,
she is famous

so, how many girls want to be her, how many lads want to be with her, she is not a perfect woman, but she is a good model. My point is... "she is a skank" come on, you hace no idea who she is, how can you call her a shank...for all of the people that will condem her although they have no idea who she is, i am sure that if she befriended one of your friends that you would be delighted to know her.

I hate when people talk out of asses about other poeple they have absolutely NO IDEA ABOUT AT ALL!!!!!

Are you so brainless that you are going to read some rag magazine and make all your judgements on that!!!!

please people, wake up...

Donal

So, emm... do you like Jessica Alba, by any chance?



By the way, I've been looking for an opportunity to say this...

OH SHE WERE GOOORRRGEOUS!!!

(Little Britain reference )

Orion

Binomate wrote:

What is this "slydice" you speak of?

It doesn't actually exist - it's just an urban legend

oh yeah baby

NikNik

utilitarian wrote:

my god Jessica Alba is sooooo hot, as for the girl that wouldn't kick her out of bed, baby, your just trying to get people to think that you are hot by implying that you would be as lucky to be in bed with her in the first place.

think of those hot big lips she has, her lovely long hair, her smile and her beautifully pretty face! she is so much better than a million other girls out there, and if some blokes are going to write in saying "my girl is better than her!" than good, well done, however, she is a few things that some girls would love to be,

good looking,
has a nice figure,
she does whats she want to, she is an actor,
she is famous

so, how many girls want to be her, how many lads want to be with her, she is not a perfect woman, but she is a good model. My point is... "she is a skank" come on, you hace no idea who she is, how can you call her a shank...for all of the people that will condem her although they have no idea who she is, i am sure that if she befriended one of your friends that you would be delighted to know her.

I hate when people talk out of asses about other poeple they have absolutely NO IDEA ABOUT AT ALL!!!!!

Are you so brainless that you are going to read some rag magazine and make all your judgements on that!!!!

please people, wake up...

Donal

Donal, words of advice: Get a life. And a sense of humour. It was a joke to intensify how hot she is. But just cuz she's hot doesn't mean $hit, I've seen hotter tbh.

Dave!

yuk.

utilitarian

Damn NikNik... you are not getting my point... i do not care what she would or would not do to me, my point is that people are so quick to judge other people that they have no idea who they are at all...

and YES so is soooooo absolutely hot, i would love her were it not that i love my g/f to much in the first place... she is beautiful, but that is not the point, it is ok to judge her looks, you have your opinion, vioce it by all mean, but what i do not like is when mags like Heat and crap like that make judgements on personallities of people when they have no idea who the people are really...

understand?

Donal (who thinks Alba has a lovely ass and a fine pair of tits and a lovely flat belly)

NikNik

utilitarian wrote:

Damn NikNik... you are not getting my point... i do not care what she would or would not do to me, my point is that people are so quick to judge other people that they have no idea who they are at all...

and YES so is soooooo absolutely hot, i would love her were it not that i love my g/f to much in the first place... she is beautiful, but that is not the point, it is ok to judge her looks, you have your opinion, vioce it by all mean, but what i do not like is when mags like Heat and crap like that make judgements on personallities of people when they have no idea who the people are really...

understand?

Donal (who thinks Alba has a lovely ass and a fine pair of tits and a lovely flat belly)

All famous people get slack in the papers, you're just biased in defending her because she's good looking. You're also a hyprocrite in saying I'm trying to make out I'm hot just because of a little joke. You don't know me, so maybe you shouldn't be so quick to judge. Fair ?

Zebra3

JA.

*sighs*

Ruaidhri

does anyone else think she looks a little inbred and missing some teeth in the pic on that story?

ferdi

alba
http://www.jessica-alba.org/007.jpg
portman
http://amenazafantasma.tripod.com/natalie.jpg

these are the two hottest least splydice pics i could google in a hurry, its a tough one to call, but portman has that continental european look i go weak at the knees for.

i fancied portman since i saw her in leon - I WAS ONLY 11 WHEN I SAW IT, I AM NOT A KIDDY FIDDLER

projectmayhem

portman > alba

but portman & alba would be nicer

utilitarian

give them matching underwear.... and nothing else, and i would take them both, mmmm mmmm mmmm

eirebhoy

I know we all have different taste but Portman over Alba? I wouldn't look twice at Portman going down Grafton street if she wasn't famous.

pred racer

projectmayhem wrote:

portman > alba

but portman & alba would be nicer

Oh Yeahhhhhhhh!

Jimi-Spandex

ferdi wrote:

i fancied portman since i saw her in leon - I WAS ONLY 11 WHEN I SAW IT, I AM NOT A KIDDY FIDDLER

Phew! I thought I was the only one. Thank god for that.

Jessica Alba for the win though.

dundalk cailin

ah typical boys!! i think natalie is better looking

DaBreno

I think we can all agree that given a choice, you'd have to take both of them.
What say ye girls?

giggidy giggidy goo!:D

Slutmonkey57b

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/11/17/_jessica_alba_and_rosario_daws_1.html


Now That's Hot.

Mossy Monk

yes Jessica Alba is. not too sure about the other one

AARRRGH

Jessica Biel. Jessica Alba. Me. Lots of alcohol. Locked bedroom.

Holyjesuschrist.