Just For the Girls!

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Sing along everyone....

I Will Survive

At first I was afraid, I was petrified

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died

But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long

That I grew strong

And knew that I could take you on

But there you are... another lie,

I was geared up for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry

I should have known it was bullsh*t, just a sad, pathetic dream

Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans...

Go on now go... walk out the door

Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4

Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count!

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive

Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life is gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex with a handful of latex I will survive,

I will survive. . .hey hey

It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud

When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud

But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed

Go on now go... you'd better flee

Last time I saw a pr*ck that small was on my brother... he was 3

I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees

Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me

Go on now go... just hit the track

Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always throw them back

The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours

Is to stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce

(Chorus)

Go on now go... get out of my sight

I'm going back to my appliance 'cos I know it's length is right

And if I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my door

You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor

Go on now go...

Le Rack

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have an ex like that.... cold day my arse!

Aisling(",)

Fcuking Brilliant!!

tallus

fcking hillarious !!!!!!!!!

HybridTech

Absolutely brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karoma

"..stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce"
:eek:

funk-you

very funny, i'll have to send that on to the girlfriend......not that ive a small willeh or anything...damn, should have kept my mouth shut.....fu(k!:v: