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Maynooth on Uncyclopedia!

  • 07-11-2005 03:43PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭


    Apologies if this has been posted before, I just came across this while, eh, studying... I found it hilarious!
    These students are a rare breed. Their I.Q is often much to the amazement of scientists linked exactly with their shoe size.
    They will do anything to keep their constant state of inebriation which of course causes friction with the local yokels.
    It was going to be negotiated in Dublin but no-one could drive in because traffic was brutal so it was signed in Offaly instead.

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Maynooth


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Nimrod's Son


    Could have been great if it didn't let itself down with comments like this:
    The people live in constant fear of Balrog attacks and Dingos often make off with the locals babies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 168 ✭✭Teller


    That's brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 370 ✭✭base2


    That was ****. What prick writes this sort of stuff?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    base2 wrote:
    That was ****. What prick writes this sort of stuff?

    You can edit it if you wish...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 370 ✭✭base2


    Great. Its edited.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    I much preferred the original, at least some effort went into it and it was funny to some people. I'll have to edit it when I get some time.

    PS - Have a look around Uncyclopedia for the context this is in...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 370 ✭✭base2


    This new one is better. I've had my fun and thats all that matters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,067 ✭✭✭FunkyChicken


    Its great. Got a fair amount of cúnts in it as any place does.
    Haha I love it!


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