your very own cryptic fortune cookie

SantaHoe

Just an idea that plopped into my head while being an eejit on another thread... what'd be a crazy message to pull out of a fortune cookie?
Now usualy in threads like this, the original poster has an opening idea... but I'm gonna be a bit mad and not adhere to the time-honoured convention.
Just throwing it out there, if you can't be arsed posting - I understand completely, I can hardly be arsed myself.

Zombienosh

"You should have went and got indian instead"

Chad ghostal

"your about to eat a cookie"

impr0v

"I know what you did last summer"

Healio

"You will spend the rest of the night on the toilet"

PH01

There is going to be a Day of Judgment. If there isn't a day up there, it's when you're lying on your deathbed. And you're going to say to yourself: 'Well, what did I achieve in my life?' It's not how much money you've made, or how big a house you've got, or how many cars. It's what you did for your fellow man. It's 'What did I do to make the world better?' That's what it's going to come down to.''

pickarooney

7, 22, 29, 31, 37, 41. Bonus number 11

pickarooney

PH01 wrote:

There is going to be a Day of Judgment. If there isn't a day up there, it's when you're lying on your deathbed. And you're going to say to yourself: 'Well, what did I achieve in my life?' It's not how much money you've made, or how big a house you've got, or how many cars. It's what you did for your fellow man. It's 'What did I do to make the world better?' That's what it's going to come down to.''

P.S. How about a lovely fag to go with the cookie?

Imposter

42

PH01

pickarooney wrote:

7, 22, 29, 31, 37, 41. Bonus number 11

Prefix this with "...and last weeks lucky numbers are..."

koneko

You will die next week.

Zombienosh

"meet me out the back in 5 minutes"

sanncoo

You just had cream of sum yung gy

pickarooney

"You do know that was cat-meat, right"

ven0m

"Man who eat fortune cookie likely to choke on paper in cookie"

obviously this would be from confuscius brand cookies "for man who like to mince words with his food" hehehehehe


::: ven0mous :::

dregin

"My last testimony. While looking for the "Any" key, I fell into this huge vat of dough....tell my family I love them."

Dr. Loon

漢字 [汉字] 馬 Vladoush vladak.

FruitLover