Whos bringin the horse to France?!!!!!!

Scouser Boy!!

Any one know whos bringin the horse to France?!!!!!

summer_ina_bowl

I'm not, thats for sure, I brought him to galway and he fidgeted on my lap all the way there!

cajun_tiger

dam i was gonna who stole my idea!!!! trigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


what horse is this and why would it go to france this time of year???

bringitdown

cajun_tiger wrote:

dam i was gonna who stole my idea!!!! trigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


what horse is this and why would it go to france this time of year???

To the glue factory?

therecklessone

We're pushing it off the pier at Rosslare and hoping it can swim all the way. The exercise will do it good don't ya know...

simu

Mmm, horse meat tastes so good...

Jim

Bacon daddy.

tuxy

that was the best advert ever

sanncoo

I'll bring it...then sell it and use the money to go to Euro Disney....


Oooh la la! Horse Burgers!!!!

Imposter

sanncoo wrote:

I'll bring it...then sell it and use the money to go to Euro Disney...

If you meet Pierre there tell him the horse needs moving again.

simu

The cover provided is for accidental bodily injury (except to an employee) or accidental loss of or damage to property for which the insured is legally liable. Thus it is a standard general liability policy aimed at the equine industry. The limit is per occurrence with a minimum of £500,000 and covers Ireland and the United Kingdom and temporary visits outside these territories for the purpose of business. If you take a horse to France temporarily, the policy will provide you with liability cover.


from some site, bold emphasis mine

I hope they remember this.

PH01

You can take a horse to France but you can't make him speak French!

The Muppet

Scouser Boy!! wrote:

Any one know whos bringin the horse to France?!!!!!

Is it wise to bring the horse to France? He could end up on someones dinner plate with spuds and lots of butter . Bring The frog Instead...... no wait. Have we any snails left?

Zombienosh

whos bringing whos mother now?

summer_ina_bowl

can i just have pepperoni on one half of the pizza?

sanncoo

mmmmm!................horse pepperoni!

pickarooney

I had horse and chips for lunch today. (true story)

PH01

pickarooney wrote:

I had horse and chips for lunch today. (true story)

That's a really short story. Is there going to be a sequal?

pickarooney

PH01 wrote:

That's a really short story. Is there going to be a sequal?

I can tell you how it ends sometime tomorrow morning, but do you really want to know?

annette curtain

mmmmmmmmm wait what no dont go over there come back little horsey

the horse is after running away while i was eating some chips now what do we do!

PH01

pickarooney wrote:

I can tell you how it ends sometime tomorrow morning, but do you really want to know?

Sounds like somebody wants to turn this into a "Story Time" thread (which is perfectly legal to do here in the Nest)!

summer_ina_bowl

PH01 wrote:

(which is perfectly legal to do here in the Nest)!

Is there anything actually illegal in da nest?

Scouser Boy!!

Actually I think laughing stock should bring the horse to France!!! She could "ride" it all the way!!!

tuxy

man what i would give for the ad in mpeg format.....
*drools*

annette curtain

Thats not a good joke as many people dont realise the lovely person Ls is and how she would never dream of doing such a thing

Laughing_Stock

ohmygod...........well how long did it take u to think of that 1?????
well at least its out in the open for the whole world 2c!!!

Laughing_Stock

oh by the way i have evidence of scouser boy being gay!!!! u'l have 2 pay 2 c it!!!!

annette curtain

we all know that !
at least he only sleeps with men!!

get ma drift!

Scouser Boy!!

There is know way that laughing stock is going anywhere near the horse!!!! She might let it fall down the toilet!!! .................................................Stranger things have fallin down a toilet, everything such as glassses!!!!!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

you can take the horse to france but you cant take the france to horse or something.

summer_ina_bowl

deadly wisdom

The Sweeper

[heavy french accent]

Eeees zer zumzing I can 'elp?

[/heavy french accent]

[serious irish mammeh accent]

Well you can put a bit o' butter on my tits there Andre!

[/serious irish mammeh accent]

...or does nobody else remember it like that?

smoke.me.a.kipper

mrs. cassady: "we'll be servin' now *pauses* any minute."

annette curtain

did you hear thet laughing tried to drown her glases..... there were being cheeky

summer_ina_bowl

annette curtain wrote:

did you hear thet laughing tried to drown her glases..... there were being cheeky

yeah i was there, she went all psycho and smothered them in peanut butter :eek: , pickle :eek: and marmite (mmmm marmite) before trying to flush them at the cinema.

annette curtain

nasty what did the poor glasses do to her is all i can ask!!

Laughing_Stock

they tried to kill me i didnt do it im not responsibe i was minding my own business with the flowers in the garden of no self shame playing wally ball

summer_ina_bowl

wally ball








deadly

Laughing_Stock

i love peas mashed up in a bowl of summer

annette curtain

Laughing_Stock wrote:

i love peas

nasty peas

Chad ghostal

The horse is looking worse for wear{?} somebody "relieve" it

summer_ina_bowl

ok, i've relieved it - now let me go wash my hands!