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Shark Hunting!

bender · 2004-11-22 19:20:42

The pope is on a tour to South Africa. He is strolling along the beach in Cape Town when he hears a cry for help. Looking to sea, he notices an Australian is being attacked by a shark. The next moment a speed boat comes along carrying 2 South Africans, who shoot the shark and lift the Autralian into the boat. Raising his…

22-11-2004 7:20pm

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bender

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The pope is on a tour to South Africa.
He is strolling along the beach in Cape Town when he hears a cry for help.
Looking to sea, he notices an Australian is being attacked by a shark.
The next moment a speed boat comes along carrying 2 South Africans, who shoot the shark and lift the Autralian into the boat.
Raising his voice to be heard the pope says "I've always heard about the emnity between South African's and Autralians and am glad to see that you have not fallen prey to this predjudice." He then stalks off happy with the world.

Meanwhile in the boat, the one South African turns to the other and asks "Who was that?"

The other replies "I don't know, but he sure doesn't know anything about shark hunting!"

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#2 23-11-2004 9:27am

Linoge

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Good one!

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