Technical Treason (humour)

shay guevara

Some Technical Treason and Six ways to effectively speed up your P.C.


1.Place it on Jet, as close as possible to the front.

2.Increase your ram by putting him on growth hormones. Fasten your P.C. onto your enhanced ram, taking care not to hinder or compromise his circulation. Then whip him with a U.S.B. hub, at the end of two metres of cable.

3.Now this is a beauty! Give it maximum acceleration with an aircraft carrier "elastic thing"!

4.Swith your P.C. "on".

5.Take the aforementioned Jet for a spin.

Now, shoud your P.C. be too fast, replace it with yourself and repeat steps 1,2,3, and step two, again.

I hope that this technical insight was helpful.

P.S. You may need to get special permission from the I.S.P.C.A., or relevant Aviation authority, regarding the use of their "elastic". Use your own discretion and due diligence!


P.P.S. My esteemed Editor, recommended that I call this "six" steps, even though I could only think of five. He insisted that "Six" rolls better from the tongue, or technically, that sliver of meat that he cleans out my ear with.

Sincerely,
Tranni D'Electric.

Fysh

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I have no idea how you decided that this was better suited to creative writing rather than After Hours/Cuckoo's Nest/Humour. Although my main objection was the use of the word "humour" to describe this...this conglomeration of words upon my screen. Illegal gathering of words perhaps? I don't know. I do know that it's not funny and it's in the wrong forum, though.

Shad0r

I think I finally understand what you were waffling about in your other 'article'.

I also think I prefered it when I didnt understand.

Sorry for being so blunt, but I think someone p!ssed in my cornflakes this morning.

BEAT

I am not sure that this belongs here.
I may move it to the Cuckoo's nest...unless I hear otherwise from posters.

MrVestek

I can only think of three words for this..... w..... t......f?!

BEAT

right, off it is...I think its silly enuf for its destination

koneko

FFS beat, why inflict this upon us poor folks at the Cuckoo's Nest?
That wasn't funny at all!

BEAT

hehehe, well it made me laugh when I moved it

maybe its suited for AH? or the recycle bin?

koneko

I invite "shay guevara" (groan), to come here and make this thread more interesting and post up something funny. Otherwise it'll get a swift boot in the behind, in the recycle bin direction.

PH01

BEAT wrote:

hehehe, well it made me laugh when I moved it

maybe its suited for AH? or the recycle bin?

WHO DA HELL DO YA FINK YOU ARE SENDING THAT SHÌTE OVER HERE! GIVE THE MAN A HAT, OR WHA?

Send it over to the 'Politics' forum for the laugh? They love talking about Treason over there.

uberwolf

'interestingly' our pal shay now has 0 posts again. Which has got to be rare for a user who has posted.

best thing about this thread TBH