I'm sure I've seen this one before

uberwolf

well I tried warning you, here goes anyway


A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them,
"We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain
from sex for one whole month". The couple agreed but after two and a
half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his
office, the wife is crying and the husband is obviously very depressed.
"You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired. "We
are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex
for the required month...." the young man replied sadly. The pastor
asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult....However,
we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.
The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to
abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers,
prayer, reading from the Bible....anything to keep our minds off carnal
thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of peas and dropped
it.When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my
way with her right then and there." admitted the man, shamefacedly. "You
understand this means you will not be welcome in our church", stated
the pastor. "We know." said the young man, hanging his head........
"We're not welcome at Dunne Stores anymore, either."

powerage22

Heard it before, but a good tho!

stagolee

brilliant