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Some Blonde Jokes

  • 18-11-2004 8:34pm
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    First time I heard these :)

    Why did the blonde not make it to Disneyland? She saw a sign that read: "Disneyland Left." So she turned around and went home.


    Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
    They think someone is taking their picture.


    Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
    It takes too long to retrain them.


    Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
    You have to hollow out the head.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭DoesNotCompute


    On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."

    By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭yom 1


    What did the blonde say when she got pregnant?

    God i hope its mine!!


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