Wind during intimacy

LegacyUser

I have this really annoying thing lately that whenever I am engaging in an intimate moment with my fiance, I start to feel bloated and feel like farting. It happened again today and I've had 2 great bowel movements so far so I can't need to go. It's happened before on a night in where we didn't sleep much at all but I went to the toilet to try and go about 3 times and nothing came. I've never actually farted thank jericho but it's slightly offputting when trying to get in the mood. I have a good diet but I just seem to get bloated at the worst of times.

tinkerbell

The Windbreaker wrote:

I have a good diet but I just seem to get bloated at the worst of times.

Your diet ain't good if you're feeling bloated. Maybe you're allergic to yeast or something? That can cause bloatedness. You'll just have to change your diet.

WhiteWashMan

tell her its an exression of your love, the louder it is, the more you love her!

or, just deal with it, becuase your bird farts as well you know.

seriously.
women shít and piss and fart.

I am MAN

You're probably not relaxed enough, nerves and anxiety cause wind too

joejoem

WhiteWashMan wrote:

tell her its an exression of your love, the louder it is, the more you love her!

or, just deal with it, becuase your bird farts as well you know.

seriously.
women shít and piss and fart.

ha ha ha ha ha ha I fart becuase I love you....Can you smell the love in this room?

The_Goose

You should let it fly just as you "arrive"! I did once wit my gf while we were at it! Definatly the best feeling in the world!! Exactly they fart to and if your not comfortable farting in front of each you havent lived!
Maybe its stress of getting marroed work having babys!
If it is talk to your woman and you ll be grand!

Oryx

If you and your girl get on well, she'll just think its hysterical. Dont stress about it, sex isnt supposed to be serious! (unless your into s&m and thats a whole other thing...)

frodi

If your relationship falls apart because of farting in bed then it probably wasn't worth pursuing anyway.

sakic

Dump her and hook up with The Queen Of Flatulancy
http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/myfarts.htm

Superman

sakic wrote:

Dump her and hook up with The Queen Of Flatulancy
http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/myfarts.htm

That is definitely one of the most messed up things I have come across on the internet!

Victor

I suspect it might be down to nervousousness. Before intimacy, try some stretching exercises to "get it out of your system".

Tommy Vercetti

just parp on her face, if she sticks around after that, she's a winner

Beruthiel

if you lot can't make a helpful comment
please refrain from making one at all :rolleyes:
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BrianD3

If women do actually fart, piss and sh1t the same as men how come all of you lot have assumed that the original poster is male?

BrianD3

Blitzkrieger

The_Goose wrote:

You should let it fly just as you "arrive"!

I wouldn't chance it - I've heard horror stories about people being too relaxed and following through.

pickarooney

BrianD3 wrote:

If women do actually fart, piss and sh1t the same as men how come all of you lot have assumed that the original poster is male?

BrianD3

Good point, especially as (s)he uses the masculine form of fiancé.

Oryx

Thought that as well, just after posting msg! Oh well same rules apply i guess

WhiteWashMan

Blitzkrieger wrote:

I wouldn't chance it - I've heard horror stories about people being too relaxed and following through.

good point, but to be honest, with the exception of ruthie here, ive never met a woman who ever discusses their toiletry needs....

on the other hand, ruthie has some weird fetishes for toilets and tissue paper. best not get into it here..

cajun_tiger

my bf used to do it straight after it doesnt bother me its the ones that us girls make when having intercourse that kill me i hate the feeling of them

fanny farts that is, but its fine farting is just farting, it obviously wants to get out so let it out

sakic

Superman wrote:

That is definitely one of the most messed up things I have come across on the internet!

Yeah its up near the top of the list ain't it?:)

joseph brand

http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/myfarts.htm

I am still laughing at this site, just ate Lasagne and I could chunder my bullpen if I'm not careful.

I fart in bed and so does my gf. Equal rights and all that crap.

But, I also burp any time I get on top of her, maybe it's just that position on hands and knees???

I hate when she farts in the car and it's raining outside, either taste her ass gas or get drizzled on, mmmmmm, let me think?