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steveland?

Inspired by the Monty Python quotes/pictures/jokes thread how's about a centralised Simpson's quotes thread.... mwahahahaha



You mustn't kill time, boys, you must cherish it. Seize the day!...Can I have some change to go get loaded?

Homer: Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


GO BANANA

"Oh...oh, gosh...you know, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye."


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[/font][font=verdana, arial, helvetica]la grill, what the hell is la grill!


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mk6705

SteveD wrote: »

Inspired by the Monty Python quotes/pictures/jokes thread how's about a centralised Simpson's quotes thread.... mwahahahaha



You mustn't kill time, boys, you must cherish it. Seize the day!...Can I have some change to go get loaded?

Homer: Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


GO BANANA

"Oh...oh, gosh...you know, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye."


[font=verdana, arial, helvetica]Are you sure that this is meant to be a sci-fi convention; It's full of geeks


[/font][font=verdana, arial, helvetica]la grill, what the hell is la grill!


[/font][font=verdana, arial, helvetica]duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!



...Take it ladies
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Bump.

Deki

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[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial] I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial] I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again![/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Courier New, Arial]What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?[/FONT]
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later12

"And then I found this smelly bread mould and I just sorta made penicillin I guess"

- Alexander Fleming.


Sorry, I don't watch The Simpsons.

Princess Peach

Smell of familiar off this thread.

I have a powerful nose.

Star Lord

I bent my wookie.

Fago!

Princess Peach wrote: »

Smell of familiar off this thread.

I have a powerful nose.

19 cm wide doesn't count as powerful.

Star Lord

That's not what yore ma said!