In the shower

LegacyUser

Ok so, my girlfriend of four months has moved in with me (im 28 btw). Everythings great but i've had to avoid having sex with her in the shower.. For some unknown reason i tend to fart ALOT when im showering, and as most of you should know farting in the shower amplifies (or at least it feels like that, and yes you do FEEL farts in the shower) the smell. I know one of the birds that browses this forum is gonna post up saying i should just tell her, that something like this isn't a big thing and she'll understand but thats bollocks.. It's not something i feel comfortable about and i wouldn't want to have sex with her if she farted in the shower.

Is anyone else in the same situation? (doubtfull, i know)

Sleepy

Try it shortly after going to the toilet so that your storage of methane is completely cleaned out?

Sarky

Change your diet?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

exercise restraint?

Pigman II

You could enter the shower a few minutes ahead of her and 'get it out of your system' so to speak?

I am MAN

One of the more amusing personal issues hehe.

If your in a serious relationship things like this are funny or at least should be!

Pigman II

I am MAN wrote:

If your in a serious relationship things like this are funny or at least should be!

I would have thought so too, but (when wrt bathroom etiquette at least) our friend there seems to be a particularily anal individual .

Yeah yeah yeah , whatever, you won't get a better pun in the next 5 minutes!

Victor

20 sit-ups and 20 squats and 5 times up and down the stairs before you start should clear the system.

D!ve^Bomb!

just ask her to pull your finger

Spunj

You could have a bath instead of a shower. You can then pretend ala Eddie Murphy that you have a jacuzzi. As for the smell, why not burn some essential oils...

impr0v

Spunj wrote:

As for the smell, why not burn some essential oils...

I have visions of that guy getting blasted away from the door of the house in Backdraft.

Healio

Try a bit of SCAT