Sponsor Amps name/sex change etc.

The Muppet

Sorry for the cross post but I know a lot of us soccer heads don't venture much further than the soccer forum on boards.

OH, I WISH I'D LOOKED AFTER MY TEETH


Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth,
And spotted the perils beneath,
All the toffees I chewed,
And the sweet sticky food,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth.

I wish I'd been that much more willin'
When I had more tooth there than fillin'
To pass up gobstoppers,
From respect to me choppers
And to buy something else with me shillin'.

When I think of the lollies I licked,
And the liquorice allsorts I picked,
Sherbet dabs, big and little,
All that hard peanut brittle,
My conscience gets horribly pricked.

My Mother, she told me no end,
"If you got a tooth, you got a friend"
I was young then, and careless,
My toothbrush was hairless,
I never had much time to spend.

Oh I showed them the toothpaste all right,
I flashed it about late at night,
But up-and-down brushin'
And pokin' and fussin'
Didn't seem worth the time... I could bite!

If I'd known I was paving the way,
To cavities, caps and decay,
The murder of fiIlin's
Injections and drillin's
I'd have thrown all me sherbet away.

So I lay in the old dentist's chair,
And I gaze up his nose in despair,
And his drill it do whine,
In these molars of mine,
"Two amalgum," he'll say, "for in there."

How I laughed at my Mother's false teeth,
As they foamed in the waters beneath,
But now comes the reckonin'
It's me they are beckonin'
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth

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There's only two weeks to go to the Boards Beer and as you are probably aware the Artist formerly known as

AMP but currently posting under the alias of Pam has undertaken to read the above poem aloud whlie dressed as Pam Ayres if €3000 is Pledged on to The Santa Strike Force fund on This Thread

The current standing is that around €2500 Euro has been pledged and so another €500 will see the target reached and poor old Pam will have to strut her stuff at the Boards Beer. Don't worry if you can not make the Beers as picture will be a plenty after the event and who knows maybe even a video will surface after the event. Every donation is appreciated and every liitle bit helps so please if you can help you can pledge using the SSF image in my sig or direct transfer to the SSF dedicate bank account. (see link below)

Some People may wish to keep their donations private so if anyone wants to make a anonymous donation just send a PM to me and I will include your pledge in the total under anonymous pledges. The only person your username will be passed on to is Devore for accounting purposes.

As part of the fund raising process Mr. Pudding has pledged to play Poker in drag and not tell anyone at the table the reason behind his apparent his sex change. Full details available and Pledges taken on the Amp to Pam thread. These pledges also go towards the €3000 total for pams poem.

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The Santa Strike Force

MrJoeSoap

Its good and all but why in d soccer forum??

The Muppet

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Its good and all but why in d soccer forum??

Did you read the first line?

EKRIUQ

Is this some thread were a footballer lost his teeth.???

therecklessone

I'm sure if the mods have a problem with the thread they'll either close it or move it.

Until then, The Muppet's point stands. Many soccer heads don't venture outside this board (judging by the furore when we went to the sponsorship system..."I only use boards for the soccer"), so its a valuable post that might just help us raise a few more €.

It's a good cause. Won't you think of the kiddies?

Thanx 4 The Fish

Thread Stickied, title changed to make some sense.

thejollyrodger

what the F has this got to do with soccer??

eirebhoy

thejollyrodger wrote:

what the F has this got to do with soccer??

Sorry for the cross post but I know a lot of us soccer heads don't venture much further than the soccer forum on boards.

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The Muppet

Cheers Eirebhoy

I'm amazed at those having difficulty comprehending the first line of the post but on reflection maybe I shouldn't be.

Thanks for stickying it T4TF. If given the option I would not have changed the original thread title. It was senseless to anyone that has not been around much lately but that was intentional to get the maximun views .

Thanx 4 The Fish

You are welcome Muppet.