Farting!

Adam

Pretty simple little survey, yes/no, when and where, that kinda thing. would you fart in a public place if you can get away with it?

EKRIUQ

NO
Down with that sort of thing

aidan_walsh

I'm doing it right now...

mayordenis

fade_to_grey wrote:

Pretty simple little survey, yes/no, when and where, that kinda thing. would you fart in a public place if you can get away with it?

well obviousy i do as all do, where = wherever i need to, when same but with whenever instead of wherever, and i must say i try not to fart on people but thats about it in relation to in public places.

azezil

better out than in, I never hesitate to let em rip

Adam

ok lets broaden this, nastiest place you ever let one rip and how bad it was on some scale of 1 to really smelly.... or something......

enda_4

Has to be in the leaba wi d girlfriend, nastyness, suppose a 7...
appreciation level - nil

These things have to be done i'm afraid!

steveland?

fade_to_grey wrote:

where

Generally from my ass... although i've been known to suffer verbal diahreea(spelt sooooooo wrong) a fair bit

Flukey

You'll all find this site interesting: http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

Probably this related one too: http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

MoshinLeprachan

i haven't done any em too bad (in public anyhow) but my brother has been threatened several times if he didn't put a cork in his ass he was walking home, it was a 5hour journey home... we were like little dogs with our heads hanging out the window because of him. Don't drink guinness its bad for the environment!

rymus

fart anywhere and everywhere.. it's one of our fundamental rights as humans. I normally keep my most impressive ones until I'm driving somewhere, and only then when I've successfully trapped some unwitting passenger in the van with me

azezil

fade_to_grey wrote:

ok lets broaden this, nastiest place you ever let one rip and how bad it was on some scale of 1 to really smelly.... or something......

returned home after a night out, possibly a boards night, ne who was drinking guiness all night, guinness give me gas... damn nasty gas, so anyway i got home, i was hammered fell in a heap on the floor of my room where i gastrically errupted violently much to the despair of my frantic roommate who struggled desperately with the window handle to get air... in my drunken state i was powerless to move thus passed out from methane inhalation

pork99

azezil wrote:

in my drunken state i was powerless to move thus passed out from methane inhalation

Don't end up like the guy in the popular urban legend - http://www.snopes.com/humor/follies/methane.htm

NotMe

fade_to_grey wrote:

Pretty simple little survey, yes/no, when and where, that kinda thing.

Yes, half five every Tuesday in my room.

Tiriel

sums it up!!

LoneGunM@n

The worst had to be when I was in my better half's parents house ... I'd been holding it in for almost an hour, when I was left alone in the sitting room ... big comfy sofa, more than enough padding to absorb any sound, but not the reek that eminated from my arse ... her Mam walked in to ask did I want tea & left with eyes watering & gagging for all she was worth ... then I did the meanest thing ever - I blamed the dog

Agent Orange

I was in my friend's car and some guy behind us was honking us for what seemed like five minutes. So when he overtook us I mooned him but also took the oppurtunity to let rip with a horrendously powerful fart. Not a good idea to begin with because the window was down. Unfortunately it also resulted in some unpleasant liquid being sprayed onto the window.

All we had were McDonald's napkins which aren't exactly absorbent - they just kind of smeared the brown stain around the window. I puked when I got out of the car.

Aava

Agent Orange wrote:

I was in my friend's car and some guy behind us was honking us for what seemed like five minutes. So when he overtook us I mooned him but also took the oppurtunity to let rip with a horrendously powerful fart. Not a good idea to begin with because the window was down. Unfortunately it also resulted in some unpleasant liquid being sprayed onto the window.

All we had were McDonald's napkins which aren't exactly absorbent - they just kind of smeared the brown stain around the window. I puked when I got out of the car.

:eek:

Enough said.

meepmeep

Agent Orange wrote:

I was in my friend's car and some guy behind us was honking us for what seemed like five minutes. So when he overtook us I mooned him but also took the oppurtunity to let rip with a horrendously powerful fart. Not a good idea to begin with because the window was down. Unfortunately it also resulted in some unpleasant liquid being sprayed onto the window.

All we had were McDonald's napkins which aren't exactly absorbent - they just kind of smeared the brown stain around the window. I puked when I got out of the car.

Oh......my........God :eek: :eek: