Women - Read this immediately!

robbie1876 · 10-11-2004 3:15pm #1

http://www.zurichlabs.com/id_sem_wm.htm

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Sherifu · 10-11-2004 3:19pm

roflmao.
I haven't read the study fully but broadly agree with the results.

billy the squid · 10-11-2004 3:20pm

I demand an awarness week,

LoneGunM@n · 10-11-2004 3:22pm

Now that's the type of research I wouldn't mind the government shovelling [sp?] money into ... As long as the results are always the same!!

Must printout for use with the line ... Go on, you know it's good for you!! Here's the scientific proof

Healio · 10-11-2004 3:22pm

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

HAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHA

seamus · 10-11-2004 3:23pm

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

seamus - ruining your fun since 1853

magpie · 10-11-2004 3:25pm

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

Jesus, The Onion couldn't come up with this stuff.