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  • 09-11-2004 10:02pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭


    please. im so sick

    i want to die


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    I'll need a location and a signed declaration saying you were going to kill me if I didn't kill you.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    right, next time i see you, i'll kill you

    ok?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    i care. whats wrong wit ya? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 834 ✭✭✭fragile


    Pet wrote:
    i want to die

    I take no pleasure in killing somebody who doesn't want to live*, but its your call, so consider it done..


    * Léon (1994, Luc Besson) - thanks MrPudding for pointing out my neglect to give credit ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    fragile wrote:
    I take no pleasure in killing somebody who doesn't want to live, but its your call, so consider it done..
    i drank too much cider and beer, and now im really sick. and i feel horrid. uhhhhhhhh


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  • Registered Users Posts: 834 ✭✭✭fragile


    Pet wrote:
    i drank too much cider and beer, and now im really sick. and i feel horrid. uhhhhhhhh

    That will soon pass, I already have the shotgun loaded and in the boot of my car, I should be calling around your place in about an hour to kill you......no need to thank me ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭alleepally


    Pet wrote:
    i drank too much cider and beer, and now im really sick. and i feel horrid. uhhhhhhhh

    Well sitting upright looking at a computer screen ain't going to make you feel better now is it
    :D

    Alka seltzer, vomit it all up, then drink a gallon of water, take a long walk, vomit some more and you'll be grand. Suggest if you are in Dublin to confine your vomiting to Temple Bar as you won't look out of place there....

    tootle ooo.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    If your name is ryan tubirdy I'm on the way


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,004 ✭✭✭mad m


    sprinkles wrote:
    If your name is ryan tubirdy I'm on the way

    right behind you sprinkles :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    i third that motion!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Nasty_Girl


    Pet wrote:
    i drank too much cider and beer, and now im really sick. and i feel horrid. uhhhhhhhh
    Have a big pint of black rum now and you'll feel all better...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    Nasty_Girl wrote:
    Have a big pint of black rum now and you'll feel all better...

    you are a horrible person.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Pffffffffffffffffffffffft you people have no Idea how to kill someone quickly *shoots Pet slowly and painfully* There you go Pet, all dead :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭UNIFLU


    can we all just have a murder orgy?? il volunteer some of my customers


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I saw the word orgy and at once agreed


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Nasty_Girl


    Pet wrote:
    you are a horrible person.
    well now you said you wanted to be killed, ya can't go around startin fires and then crying if you get burnt... well ya can but ya shouldn't and so on...


  • Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭frodi


    I've re-read this thread and I still can't figure how it got from feeling sucidal from a hang over to an orgy in only 16 posts. AKA the first cuckoo "Is this a record?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,965 ✭✭✭mp3guy


    Pet wrote:
    please. im so sick

    i want to die

    now that's a very defeatist attitude


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    *shoots Pet slowly and painfully*


    How do you shoot someone slowly?


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    I saw the word orgy and at once agreed


    your place or mine?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 295 ✭✭paddy


    Makaveli wrote:
    How do you shoot someone slowly?

    Use bullet time from Max Payne
    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 526 ✭✭✭dendenz


    alleepally wrote:
    Well sitting upright looking at a computer screen ain't going to make you feel better now is it
    :D

    Alka seltzer, vomit it all up, then drink a gallon of water, take a long walk, vomit some more and you'll be grand. Suggest if you are in Dublin to confine your vomiting to Temple Bar as you won't look out of place there....

    tootle ooo.

    you forgot to mention to he should stick on a dress, fake english accent and put l plates on his arse so he fits in wth the rest of those English Hen party tramps lol ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    fragile wrote:
    I take no pleasure in killing somebody who doesn't want to live, but its your call, so consider it done..

    Geeze, if you are going to steal a line from Leon you should at least give credit.

    MrP


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,223 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    attentionwhore.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭ApeXaviour


    Pet you two-timing double poster!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    ApeXaviour wrote:
    Pet you two-timing double poster!
    I'm sorry...the Trinity forum just wasn't enough to satisfy me....I needed something new and exciting! :confused:

    Please forgive me; can we at least try to work it out!?


  • Registered Users Posts: 834 ✭✭✭fragile


    God damnit, I thought I already killed you :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Makaveli wrote:
    How do you shoot someone slowly?
    Start at the extremeties where gunshot wounds wouldn't be fatal, then slowly workyour way in towards the nerve centres of the body


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