kill me

Pet

please. im so sick

i want to die

impr0v

I'll need a location and a signed declaration saying you were going to kill me if I didn't kill you.

Agent Smith

right, next time i see you, i'll kill you

ok?

Adam

i care. whats wrong wit ya?

fragile

Pet wrote:

i want to die

I take no pleasure in killing somebody who doesn't want to live*, but its your call, so consider it done..


* Léon (1994, Luc Besson) - thanks MrPudding for pointing out my neglect to give credit

Pet

fragile wrote:

I take no pleasure in killing somebody who doesn't want to live, but its your call, so consider it done..

i drank too much cider and beer, and now im really sick. and i feel horrid. uhhhhhhhh

fragile

Pet wrote:

i drank too much cider and beer, and now im really sick. and i feel horrid. uhhhhhhhh

That will soon pass, I already have the shotgun loaded and in the boot of my car, I should be calling around your place in about an hour to kill you......no need to thank me

alleepally

Pet wrote:

i drank too much cider and beer, and now im really sick. and i feel horrid. uhhhhhhhh

Well sitting upright looking at a computer screen ain't going to make you feel better now is it


Alka seltzer, vomit it all up, then drink a gallon of water, take a long walk, vomit some more and you'll be grand. Suggest if you are in Dublin to confine your vomiting to Temple Bar as you won't look out of place there....

tootle ooo.

sprinkles

If your name is ryan tubirdy I'm on the way

mad m

sprinkles wrote:

If your name is ryan tubirdy I'm on the way

right behind you sprinkles

Adam

i third that motion!

Nasty_Girl

Pet wrote:

i drank too much cider and beer, and now im really sick. and i feel horrid. uhhhhhhhh

Have a big pint of black rum now and you'll feel all better...

Pet

Nasty_Girl wrote:

Have a big pint of black rum now and you'll feel all better...

you are a horrible person.

Piste

Pffffffffffffffffffffffft you people have no Idea how to kill someone quickly *shoots Pet slowly and painfully* There you go Pet, all dead

UNIFLU

can we all just have a murder orgy?? il volunteer some of my customers

Piste

I saw the word orgy and at once agreed

Nasty_Girl

Pet wrote:

you are a horrible person.

well now you said you wanted to be killed, ya can't go around startin fires and then crying if you get burnt... well ya can but ya shouldn't and so on...

frodi

I've re-read this thread and I still can't figure how it got from feeling sucidal from a hang over to an orgy in only 16 posts. AKA the first cuckoo "Is this a record?"

mp3guy

Pet wrote:

please. im so sick

i want to die

now that's a very defeatist attitude

Makaveli

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

*shoots Pet slowly and painfully*

How do you shoot someone slowly?

Agent Smith

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

I saw the word orgy and at once agreed

your place or mine?

paddy

Makaveli wrote:

How do you shoot someone slowly?

Use bullet time from Max Payne

dendenz

alleepally wrote:

Well sitting upright looking at a computer screen ain't going to make you feel better now is it


Alka seltzer, vomit it all up, then drink a gallon of water, take a long walk, vomit some more and you'll be grand. Suggest if you are in Dublin to confine your vomiting to Temple Bar as you won't look out of place there....

tootle ooo.

you forgot to mention to he should stick on a dress, fake english accent and put l plates on his arse so he fits in wth the rest of those English Hen party tramps lol

MrPudding

fragile wrote:

I take no pleasure in killing somebody who doesn't want to live, but its your call, so consider it done..

Geeze, if you are going to steal a line from Leon you should at least give credit.

MrP

Sleepy

ApeXaviour

Pet you two-timing double poster!

Pet

ApeXaviour wrote:

Pet you two-timing double poster!

I'm sorry...the Trinity forum just wasn't enough to satisfy me....I needed something new and exciting!

Please forgive me; can we at least try to work it out!?

fragile

God damnit, I thought I already killed you :eek:

Raphael

Makaveli wrote:

How do you shoot someone slowly?

Start at the extremeties where gunshot wounds wouldn't be fatal, then slowly workyour way in towards the nerve centres of the body