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Bloody Penguin alternative...

  • 09-11-2004 7:45pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭


    I know people are gonna try and get a dig it at me here for saying this so i'm writing a disclaimer here. this post topic bears no semblance to any difficulties/problems i may be having in real life(tm) so none of the smart ass comments if you would be so kind! :D this is annoyingly difficult... http://fun.diadiktyo.net/flash/?name=orgasm_girl

    (Proper)Disclaimer: I hold no responsibility for any offended by the material linked to in this post. Those of you who are of the faint heart, feck off :D mild manga-ish nudity within!

    Good luck! :D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭JackKelly


    faint of heart?

    lets just say. NOT SAFE FOR WORK EVER.EVEN IF YOU WORKED IN A PRISON


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    hahahaha, nice one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,062 ✭✭✭✭tk123


    why is there no guy one for us girlies!? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭UNIFLU


    tk, will have a look for you, seems like guys have more time on their hands!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    sorry, i didnt feel the need to go lookin ya know? but people im lookin for sucess stories! anyone managed it yet??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,016 ✭✭✭mad m


    tk123 wrote:
    why is there no guy one for us girlies!? :p


    because it would be over in a blink of an eye and theres no fun in that.Incidently im not speaking from self experience(cough):D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,062 ✭✭✭✭tk123


    mad m wrote:
    because it would be over in a blink of an eye and theres no fun in that.Incidently im not speaking from self experience(cough):D
    Well of course not! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    tk123 wrote:
    why is there no guy one for us girlies!? :p

    But it is for you girlies! Read the tutorial. You play as Orgasm Girl and your objective is too give girls orgasms as they sleep. Did you think that was a guys hand?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,016 ✭✭✭mad m


    this is like a real simulator,its very hard to give her an orgasam.... :eek: :D not that ive ever had any problem in this department in past(cough) im a real man.... :)


    please note the sarcasm in this post....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Ah always you have to cheat to win. :p
    If you remove the bra and then right click and select "Forward" her bra will be back on her, just wait until the status goes back up and do it again. After you have 1500 points buy the candle and drugs. You will have enough to win easy.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭pork99


    [sadbastard]

    I COULDN'T GET THE BRA OFF!!! WHY MUST MY CYBERSPACE LIFE MIRROR MY FLESHSPACE LIFE SO CLOSELY?!!!

    runs down street shooting random punters with a gun (copyright Bill Hicks)

    I NEARLY SAW THE TITTIES! - BANG! BANG! - I NEARLY SAW THE TITTIES!

    [/sadbastard]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Hobbes wrote:
    If you remove the bra and then right click and select "Forward" her bra will be back on her, just wait until the status goes back up and do it again. After you have 1500 points buy the candle and drugs. You will have enough to win easy.


    How did you figure this out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Wow what an anti-climax






    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    SteveD wrote:
    How did you figure this out?
    Generally on most Flash stuff if you right click and try Forward/backwards/play or switch on/off loop you can get stuff to happen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Healio


    The rub function doesnt work


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