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Flogging a Dead Horse

Maximilian · 2004-11-09 13:10:30

Does anyone have any tips on this? I sometimes use ordinary marshmallow, if I run out of flogs. Its easier to wipe the maggots off afterwards.

09-11-2004 1:10pm

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Does anyone have any tips on this? I sometimes use ordinary marshmallow, if I run out of flogs. Its easier to wipe the maggots off afterwards.

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#2 09-11-2004 1:16pm

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use cream

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#3 09-11-2004 1:21pm

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Double or whipped?

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#4 09-11-2004 1:22pm

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whipped its kinky cream

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#5 09-11-2004 1:25pm

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Use a cat. Or else half a dog.

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#6 09-11-2004 1:28pm

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or a 1/4 dog/ 1/4 cat

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#7 09-11-2004 1:31pm

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woosaysdan wrote:

or a 1/4 dog/ 1/4 cat

yes, then you need to staple them together though.

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#8 09-11-2004 1:32pm

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that would be a problem alright, where would we get the stapler from?

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#9 09-11-2004 1:34pm

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Ye might be able to fashion one out of a dead sheep. Either that, or an office supply shoppe.

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#10 09-11-2004 1:39pm

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*goes looking

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#11 09-11-2004 1:40pm

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Fair play to ye.

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#12 09-11-2004 1:44pm

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Have you tried using this

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#13 09-11-2004 1:48pm

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I can't seem to save it to a floppy

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#14 09-11-2004 1:51pm

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Maximilian cant get it hard he has a floppy

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#15 09-11-2004 1:57pm

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As far as you know, I might not be a woman...

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#16 09-11-2004 1:58pm

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Why not download it to your Hard Dick, or you could burn it to your Compact Dick, woosaysdan told me you have one, a very compact one in fact.

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#17 09-11-2004 1:59pm

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Lol

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#18 09-11-2004 3:09pm

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Only if I can put it in your hi-capacity hard dick drive, like everyone else.

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#19 09-11-2004 3:15pm

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yeah sure what ever floats your boat!!!

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#20 09-11-2004 4:01pm

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Dr. Loon wrote:

Use a cat. Or else half a dog.

You could use a Whippet ..... their small you could use a whole one , cuts down on the storage of the other half

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#21 09-11-2004 4:06pm

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true soo true

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#22 09-11-2004 4:26pm

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I think we're all begnining to..er.. fl..never mind

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#23 09-11-2004 4:48pm

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never mind the buzzcocks

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Buzzcocks again?

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