You gotta read this !!

Yo Mamma

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming "He's back!, He's back!" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

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havok*

One for the Darwin awards that

Dustaz

its not real.

Trojan

Oh my gawd...

Kenjd

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

DEADLY!

Augmerson

Only in America.

Thorbar

I wont believe that till I see it in a proper newspaper scanning.


And what do they do at toga costume parties that you need to bring along 12 sex dolls?

seamus

Em, have you ever seen/been at a toga party??

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Hobbes

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by seamus:
Em, have you ever seen/been at a toga party??

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I have.

The story isn't true btw.

Yo Mamma

How exactly do u know for a fact that it is not true ?? Some damning evidence would be nice ! Or is it just your opinion that it is not true ?

bonkey

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yo Mamma:
How exactly do u know for a fact that it is not true ?? Some damning evidence would be nice ! Or is it just your opinion that it is not true ? </font>

Well, a cut and paste of the first line into google reveals quickly :

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blrapture.htm?PM=59_0103_T

www.Snopes.com has it in there too, which would be my usual reference for urban legends.

That said....still a damn funny story.

jc

Yo Mamma

Now thats the kind of Damning evidense I was talking about !!

L O L

Although when u take it from here it looks plausible enough ! Or maybe not !

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[This message has been edited by Yo Mamma (edited 30-08-2001).]