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Mustard Fetish

RE*AC*TOR · 2004-11-06 00:20:08

Now you see I have this "friend". He heard about people using stuff like deep heat on their parts for a bit of pleasure. Not having any deep heat, he got some Colman's English Mustard for a session of fappage. Now he can't stop, everywhere he goes, he goes with some mustard down his cacks. There's always a slight smell of…

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06-11-2004 1:20am

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Now you see I have this "friend". He heard about people using stuff like deep heat on their parts for a bit of pleasure. Not having any deep heat, he got some Colman's English Mustard for a session of fappage. Now he can't stop, everywhere he goes, he goes with some mustard down his cacks. There's always a slight smell of mustard from him. I was a bit disturbed by all this. Then I got to thinking. All might not be lost. You could probably still use the mustard! Mustard is sterile, right?

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#2 06-11-2004 1:23am
ecksor

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Um, the sterility of the mustard isn't really the issue, it's the sterility of what gets mixed with the mustard. Pardon me while I close this thread ...

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