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Monty Python Quotes

  • 05-11-2004 01:11AM
    #1
    nutkase
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭


    Every Sperm, Every Sperm is good, If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate


Comments

  • #2
    flogen
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,250 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    how about "and now for something completely different"?
    :D

    flogen


  • #3
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    lol that seems to always stick in my mind


  • #4
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    "Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime"


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "What have the Romans ever done for us? "
    edit http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=BrO0TttczJc


  • #6
    bringitdown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZQI0Xm29To


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  • #7
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No on second thoughts, lets not go to Camalot, tis a silly place!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rWttsg1hD0


  • #8
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    spanish_inq2.jpg

    Or something like that! (okay its repost from the bump thread!:p)

    Mike.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, and one which Hitler just couldn’t match.”


  • #10
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Voice Over This is Mr E. R. Bradshaw, of Napier Court, Black Lion Road, SE5. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Bradshaw will you stand up please?
    In the middle distance a smiling holidaymaker in braces, collarless shirt and hankie, stands up. There is a pause. Only the sound of the wind. Then a loud gunshot rings out. Mr. Bradshaw crumples to the ground
    Voice Over This demonstrates the value of not being seen.


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